Jason
@jathenerd.bsky.social
Here for the jokes, because I don’t have any
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I'm just smart enough to know I'm kind of a dumb ass.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I'm just smart enough to know I'm kind of a dumb ass.
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why did Worf get a bidet?
because of the klingons
because of the klingons
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
why did Worf get a bidet?
because of the klingons
because of the klingons
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"Your life has no direction."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Your life has no direction."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
"Yes it does."
"What?"
"Untoward."
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no one:
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
no one:
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
me: i bet shrek shops at krogre.
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Pretending you are okay only gets you so far.
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Pretending you are okay only gets you so far.
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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It's weird, but sometimes when you let someone love you they actually do.
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It's weird, but sometimes when you let someone love you they actually do.
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you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
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Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.
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I may be sad all the time, but that just means I’m consistent
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I may be sad all the time, but that just means I’m consistent
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Welcome to another episode of “Am I dying or is this just what being old feels like?”
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Welcome to another episode of “Am I dying or is this just what being old feels like?”
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If you look up and find yourself under a banana tree that was not there before. There's like, at least a 40% chance, that banana tree is up to no good.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you look up and find yourself under a banana tree that was not there before. There's like, at least a 40% chance, that banana tree is up to no good.
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Thou shalt make a seven-layer dip, no more, no less. Seven shall be the number of the layers thou shalt dip, and the number of the dipping layers shall be seven. Eight thou shalt not dip, nether dip thou six. Nine is right out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thou shalt make a seven-layer dip, no more, no less. Seven shall be the number of the layers thou shalt dip, and the number of the dipping layers shall be seven. Eight thou shalt not dip, nether dip thou six. Nine is right out.
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I refuse to wear wooden shoes. They hurt the balsa my feet.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I refuse to wear wooden shoes. They hurt the balsa my feet.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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just killing time
until time kills me
until time kills me
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
just killing time
until time kills me
until time kills me
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I hope I'm never so cynical that I scoff at people in love or experiencing joy. It makes me smile to see people happy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope I'm never so cynical that I scoff at people in love or experiencing joy. It makes me smile to see people happy.
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her: you sure are eating a lot..
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
her: you sure are eating a lot..
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
me: gotta bulk up. I applied for a job as a heavy machinery operator
her: so?
me: they didn't say how heavy you need to be so I assume it's a competition kind of deal
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Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
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Go go gadget unrelenting sadness
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Go go gadget unrelenting sadness
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My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My mind feels like I’m much younger but my body is like nope
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"You are looking well."
Thanks, I see eight doctors and two therapists regularly.
Thanks, I see eight doctors and two therapists regularly.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"You are looking well."
Thanks, I see eight doctors and two therapists regularly.
Thanks, I see eight doctors and two therapists regularly.
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"Murder, She Carved Into The Lid Of Her Sarcophagus"
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Murder, She Carved Into The Lid Of Her Sarcophagus"
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oh noes some people from a different culture moved in I think I will obsess about it day and night and forget to enjoy this twinkle of time I have as a sentient being in an endless swirl of dust and gas we call existence
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
oh noes some people from a different culture moved in I think I will obsess about it day and night and forget to enjoy this twinkle of time I have as a sentient being in an endless swirl of dust and gas we call existence