J🏕️K E
@guess-what.bsky.social
Just joshin’
Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
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My Greatest ✍️
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Puns not guns!
He/him, Philadelphia
My ✍️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes
My Greatest ✍️
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J🏕️K E
@guess-what.bsky.social
· Aug 31
ME: Whoa unique horn
HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again
HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
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PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
November 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
PAVLOV: thank you for watching my dog! did they drool a lot?
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
SCHRÖDINGER: yes and no
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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Refrigerators with a door alarm timer are ACAB
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Refrigerators with a door alarm timer are ACAB
IN THIS HOUSE
We believe love is love.
We trust science as fact.
We take our shoes off when we come inside.
It isn’t our fault you didn’t wear socks.
No we don’t have ‘guest socks’ this isn’t a spa.
We believe love is love.
We trust science as fact.
We take our shoes off when we come inside.
It isn’t our fault you didn’t wear socks.
No we don’t have ‘guest socks’ this isn’t a spa.
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
IN THIS HOUSE
We believe love is love.
We trust science as fact.
We take our shoes off when we come inside.
It isn’t our fault you didn’t wear socks.
No we don’t have ‘guest socks’ this isn’t a spa.
We believe love is love.
We trust science as fact.
We take our shoes off when we come inside.
It isn’t our fault you didn’t wear socks.
No we don’t have ‘guest socks’ this isn’t a spa.
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vacuuming the house but really hot rodding it: drifting around corners, popping wheelies, doing a kick-flip over the ottoman
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
vacuuming the house but really hot rodding it: drifting around corners, popping wheelies, doing a kick-flip over the ottoman
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i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
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My three core values are distraction, delusion and whimsy
September 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My three core values are distraction, delusion and whimsy
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I don't think sleep is working for me anymore
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don't think sleep is working for me anymore
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Sorry about all the questions. I've never been to a public stoning before and I get just all kinds of excitable.
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Sorry about all the questions. I've never been to a public stoning before and I get just all kinds of excitable.
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Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Oh, they made a Pokémon that vapes
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It's amazing when you quit drinking how unattractive people become
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's amazing when you quit drinking how unattractive people become
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
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this game was waaaaaay too tough
January 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
this game was waaaaaay too tough
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which way did you say the cookies were crumbling?
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
which way did you say the cookies were crumbling?
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
HEALTH INSPECTOR: We received a call- this lemonade stand up to code?
SNOT-NOSED NEIGHBOR KID:
ME: *anonymously watching through my window blinds*
SNOT-NOSED NEIGHBOR KID:
ME: *anonymously watching through my window blinds*
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
HEALTH INSPECTOR: We received a call- this lemonade stand up to code?
SNOT-NOSED NEIGHBOR KID:
ME: *anonymously watching through my window blinds*
SNOT-NOSED NEIGHBOR KID:
ME: *anonymously watching through my window blinds*
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Me as a bluesky therapist: *pinching bridge of nose and sighing deeply* Jerry, no.
me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me as a bluesky therapist: *pinching bridge of nose and sighing deeply* Jerry, no.
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That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
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Me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Me, running away from my problems
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Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
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If this ain't justice you better let me go, I want a new judge 🏆👑 Congratulations @guess-what.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
ME: Power of attorney? Might I remind the court of the power of love?
JUDGE [huey lewis]: I’ll allow it
JUDGE [huey lewis]: I’ll allow it
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If this ain't justice you better let me go, I want a new judge 🏆👑 Congratulations @guess-what.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
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this is the worst DLC i've ever seen
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
this is the worst DLC i've ever seen