@cptntoadisbest.bsky.social
I really really really like Captain Toad.
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Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...is there a lord marmalade?
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The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The biggest problem we have as a society is that “colonel” is spelled like that and no one’s doing a damn thing about it.
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I just realized I have a predominantly white fan base
October 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I just realized I have a predominantly white fan base
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hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming
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My hand and I look at each other and slowly lean in for the kiss cam.
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My hand and I look at each other and slowly lean in for the kiss cam.
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Just give me a moment with the sound of the rain.
September 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just give me a moment with the sound of the rain.
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the limbo contest has been postponed so the winner is in limbo
September 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the limbo contest has been postponed so the winner is in limbo
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Can’t sleep. I’m so angry about those guys in movies who knock over fruit stands during car chases
October 16, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Can’t sleep. I’m so angry about those guys in movies who knock over fruit stands during car chases
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'on april fool's day 2015, google introduced a way to play classic pac-man in google maps. any location in the world that has a sufficient number of roads and intersections could be turned into a pac-man level with a single mouse click.' www.mobygames.com/game/71900/p...
September 12, 2025 at 8:34 AM
'on april fool's day 2015, google introduced a way to play classic pac-man in google maps. any location in the world that has a sufficient number of roads and intersections could be turned into a pac-man level with a single mouse click.' www.mobygames.com/game/71900/p...
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legend of hero tonma, flyer, excerpt, arcade (1989) flyers.arcade-museum.com/videogames/s...
March 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
legend of hero tonma, flyer, excerpt, arcade (1989) flyers.arcade-museum.com/videogames/s...
This is fab
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is fab
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“This bread is so dry. I’ve asked for butter like 4 times now.”
May 29, 2023 at 10:57 AM
“This bread is so dry. I’ve asked for butter like 4 times now.”
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The fucked up part is that Taylor and Travis are both Habsburgs
August 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The fucked up part is that Taylor and Travis are both Habsburgs
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how about a dating reality TV series where contestants are just paired up with food
August 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
how about a dating reality TV series where contestants are just paired up with food
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I put my drink down too far from where I sat. Someone send help!
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I put my drink down too far from where I sat. Someone send help!
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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...
August 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up theonion.com/austral...
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Learning English can be difficult. It can be taught through tough, thorough thought, though.
August 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Learning English can be difficult. It can be taught through tough, thorough thought, though.
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by age 30 you should:
- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually
- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually
August 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
by age 30 you should:
- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually
- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually
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unexpected win from introducing toddler to ghibli movies: there’s a lot of kids hugging their parents, and whenever he sees that, he wants to hug me 🙌🏻
August 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
unexpected win from introducing toddler to ghibli movies: there’s a lot of kids hugging their parents, and whenever he sees that, he wants to hug me 🙌🏻
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A message to our followers.
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A message to our followers.
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A new wildflower appeared in the garden today: a black-eyed Susan. Plus bees! Bees everywhere!
July 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A new wildflower appeared in the garden today: a black-eyed Susan. Plus bees! Bees everywhere!
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i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli
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Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.
July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Finally fulfilling my oscillating fan’s dream by taking him to a tennis match.
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ugh sequels. charlie xcx? how many chocolate factories does that kid need to go to?
July 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
ugh sequels. charlie xcx? how many chocolate factories does that kid need to go to?