Mary Kenney
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Mary Kenney
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Writer/author raised on a steady diet of Nora Ephron and Dragonlance. Senior Writer on Cyberpunk 2. Gamer Girls, Wolverine, Spider-Man: Miles Morales, Walking Dead. “The shiny Pokémon of games writers” -Aidan Moher
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Hello! Since we’re doing intros again - and because I never really did this over here - a thread of things I’ve worked on in reverse chronological order. Non-exhaustive, but we’ll hit the highlights🎮
First up: Senior Writer on Project Orion at CD Projekt Red
My son + I are headed to our favorite bookshop
I promised we could go see the trains after
But first, he can pick out something silly
A book with Grover in it
He’s singing in the backseat
The ABC’s, off-key
But I can’t stop thinking
Renee Good will never hear her son sing the ABCs again
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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She had stuffed animals in her glove box.
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there

Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
it turns out if you try to be a former-gifted-student gold-star overachiever in physical therapy they yell at you
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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one of the best responses I've ever seen to a NYT request to use a video
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
okay but pairing this with a shot from THIS GAME in particular—
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Decided to celebrate my last week of break by getting very sick* woooo!

*and so is the whole family EXTRA WOO
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The color purple weirds me out on cars.
I love it everywhere else! But a purple car makes my face scrunch up
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
every parent who’s taken the time to remind me I’m in the fucking *trenches* right now is a cherubic being who deserves a forehead kiss from an archangel every morning before breakfast
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
baby is about to do something dangerous; I call out “CAT” in the easiest slip of all time since they have matching energies
January 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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New year but still job hunting! If anyone has leads on narrative design, writing (video games or tabletop/board games), DEI consulting, or editing; HMU via LinkedIn or I can DM you my email.

Unfortunately, due to past harassment, I don't have a publicly available email address.
I’m available for work. Currently available for:

Narrative Design
Writing (video game & tabletop)
Consulting (narrative/DEI/editing)
Review and Executive Summary of playable builds

Recruiters welcome to get in touch.

linkedin.com/in/tanyacdep...
linkedin.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Read a thing on here semi-recently that was like "The difference between actual artists and sloppers is that the real artists will talk your ear off about their blorbos at the slightest excuse because they are always thinking about this stuff, and slop is thoughtless" And wow do I feel that.
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”

Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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it is your DUTY as a parent to be basic and cringe. if your child says "6-7" and you do not say, loud enough for their friends to hear, "8-9?", causing profound silence and intense discomfort, you are neglecting your responsibilities. being cool is for kids. your days of being laughed WITH are over
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
my husband put up a bird feeder for me and now I’m extremely pissed at all the birds who aren’t visiting
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Can’t pull the lever to stop the trolley. The trolley has rich people on it and it lets them go so fast!
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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If you tell me that this is a distraction from the Epstein files I will block you into last week.

For fuck's sake, people in other countries are actual human beings who do not deserve to be murdered. They are deserving of our attention and care. Their violent deaths should not be on our hands.
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
well this* sucks

*the US
January 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
MAHA will pry being slightly woo out of my cold dead hands
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM