Grey V. Buckets
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It was “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” when I clicked it lmao
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I *am* a one issue voter, actually.
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I *am* a one issue voter, actually.
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
My one issue is "do you see all human beings as equitably entitled to basic human rights and dignity, or do you see some people as acceptable losses or sacrifices?"
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Real subtle, Santa. My family's here, can it wait?
December 8, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Real subtle, Santa. My family's here, can it wait?
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welcome to bluesky it’s kinda like this
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
welcome to bluesky it’s kinda like this
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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this would've done better if i'd said "the serif is the penis of the font." you animals
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
this would've done better if i'd said "the serif is the penis of the font." you animals
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Why wait to die for your cat to start eating you?
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why wait to die for your cat to start eating you?
I needed this!
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I needed this!
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The greatest successes come the closest to failure
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The greatest successes come the closest to failure
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future, Part II
Armageddonnie Brasco
Insert a movie into another movie:
Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future, Part II
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Probably won’t be the floppiest thing she’s seen
Badum-tsh
Badum-tsh
I want this book to flop harder than any book has ever flopped before
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Probably won’t be the floppiest thing she’s seen
Badum-tsh
Badum-tsh
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ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
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The cops firing clip after clip after clip into the flames until a smoldering heap of molten lead is all that remains.
They say never meet your heroes so who am I supposed to call if my house catches on fire?
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The cops firing clip after clip after clip into the flames until a smoldering heap of molten lead is all that remains.
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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this is the solution to the "male loneliness epidemic" dudes need to either get butlers or become butler s
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
this is the solution to the "male loneliness epidemic" dudes need to either get butlers or become butler s
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Extreme Alvin and the Chipmunks voice: 🎵 Christmas, Christmastime is near
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Extreme Alvin and the Chipmunks voice: 🎵 Christmas, Christmastime is near
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
Time for drugs and time for beer 🎶
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Isn’t it SEXY and SCANDALOUS to BLOG? No. Get a real job.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Isn’t it SEXY and SCANDALOUS to BLOG? No. Get a real job.
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We are sixty
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
Something about how it feels to eat soup
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We are sixty
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
percent water.
We should be more.
Soup is life.
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Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hi, rat here. Has anybody invented an infinite dopamine button?
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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My "not at all like enron" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My "not at all like enron" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by the shirt.
This quote post is just to remind myself to come back and read these aloud to my sister and her husband for giggles later.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This quote post is just to remind myself to come back and read these aloud to my sister and her husband for giggles later.