Mind Titan
@porgus.bsky.social
MENSA Bushido | Yakubian Soldier | Mr. Gyoza 2018
Views are not my own; they belong to Pogchamp NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
Views are not my own; they belong to Pogchamp NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
Pinned
I slump against the collapsed girder and spit blood into the dirt. "Every man is a Master Chief unto his own soul," I growl. I use my one remaining arm to lift my shirt to show them how I win: I have swallowed seventeen or maybe eighteen hand grenades. I smile. Odin smiles back.
*barefoot stepping in dogshit* my chakras feel wet
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
*barefoot stepping in dogshit* my chakras feel wet
America is great because every election is about re-litigating the previous 4 elections
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
America is great because every election is about re-litigating the previous 4 elections
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reloading from my last Save Point so I can win this fuckign online argument
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
reloading from my last Save Point so I can win this fuckign online argument
huffing opinions online from a Poster who would've been Rachel Maddow if they were female, gay, and completely different
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
huffing opinions online from a Poster who would've been Rachel Maddow if they were female, gay, and completely different
brb, getting my daily megadose of Being Wrong Online
December 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
brb, getting my daily megadose of Being Wrong Online
"Heh, well-spoken AND gorgeous," I reply to the woman online. She is actually an agent and she drone strikes me immediately
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Heh, well-spoken AND gorgeous," I reply to the woman online. She is actually an agent and she drone strikes me immediately
"A Few Good Men" sucks because no teh only 'good man' was ROB REINER and guess what? now he's dead.
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"A Few Good Men" sucks because no teh only 'good man' was ROB REINER and guess what? now he's dead.
Liberation Theology rejects HOAs, which is how you know it's good
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Liberation Theology rejects HOAs, which is how you know it's good
WaPo after saying some dumb bullshit everyone hates
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
WaPo after saying some dumb bullshit everyone hates
👏 IF 👏 YOU'RE 👏 NOT 👏 SLEEPING 👏 ON 👏 A 👏 MATTRESS 👏STUFFED 👏 WITH 👏 SAFFRON 👏 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 TRULY 👏 LIVING
Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft?
A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget
A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
👏 IF 👏 YOU'RE 👏 NOT 👏 SLEEPING 👏 ON 👏 A 👏 MATTRESS 👏STUFFED 👏 WITH 👏 SAFFRON 👏 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 TRULY 👏 LIVING
That's right. Rampant hate is just another signal that your country is dying. It joins the choir of ominous creaks and groans right before your submarine implodes.
antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine. if it’s rising it means your society is failing. i haven’t had my coffee yet but im pretty sure i mostly actually do believe this.
I don’t think there’s even a straightforward set of policy prescriptions for antisemitism because its both concurrent with and downstream of like 15 other massive societal problems we’re doing hardly anything to solve
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That's right. Rampant hate is just another signal that your country is dying. It joins the choir of ominous creaks and groans right before your submarine implodes.
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antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine. if it’s rising it means your society is failing. i haven’t had my coffee yet but im pretty sure i mostly actually do believe this.
I don’t think there’s even a straightforward set of policy prescriptions for antisemitism because its both concurrent with and downstream of like 15 other massive societal problems we’re doing hardly anything to solve
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
antisemitism is a canary in the coal mine. if it’s rising it means your society is failing. i haven’t had my coffee yet but im pretty sure i mostly actually do believe this.
"You promised me Lord, you would convoy with me always if I followed you. But I saw during the hardest times of my life only one set of Hankook DynaPro AT2 truck tire tracks in the sand. When I needed you most, Lord, where were you?"
The Lord replied, "Those times I drove your Ford Raptor for you."
The Lord replied, "Those times I drove your Ford Raptor for you."
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"You promised me Lord, you would convoy with me always if I followed you. But I saw during the hardest times of my life only one set of Hankook DynaPro AT2 truck tire tracks in the sand. When I needed you most, Lord, where were you?"
The Lord replied, "Those times I drove your Ford Raptor for you."
The Lord replied, "Those times I drove your Ford Raptor for you."
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if i saw the reddit alien irl id kill it like a cockroach
December 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
if i saw the reddit alien irl id kill it like a cockroach
The loneliness epidemic began when we outlawed public drunkenness.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The loneliness epidemic began when we outlawed public drunkenness.
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I think it was a huge mistake to make our society so car-dependent. But man. The Discourse today is a good reminder that when it comes to roadways policy, otherwise progressive anti-car people quickly become some of the most pro-carceral, anti-civil liberties people on the planet.
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think it was a huge mistake to make our society so car-dependent. But man. The Discourse today is a good reminder that when it comes to roadways policy, otherwise progressive anti-car people quickly become some of the most pro-carceral, anti-civil liberties people on the planet.
I slump against the collapsed girder and spit blood into the dirt. "Every man is a Master Chief unto his own soul," I growl. I use my one remaining arm to lift my shirt to show them how I win: I have swallowed seventeen or maybe eighteen hand grenades. I smile. Odin smiles back.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I slump against the collapsed girder and spit blood into the dirt. "Every man is a Master Chief unto his own soul," I growl. I use my one remaining arm to lift my shirt to show them how I win: I have swallowed seventeen or maybe eighteen hand grenades. I smile. Odin smiles back.
I guess the new debate is Traffic Cameras, and the only ones I want are ones which barely work for anything useful.
The US has 25 years of deteriorating privacy with nothing to show for it. The Founders would've recoiled in horror and invented nukes to blow up the Colonies and start fresh.
The US has 25 years of deteriorating privacy with nothing to show for it. The Founders would've recoiled in horror and invented nukes to blow up the Colonies and start fresh.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I guess the new debate is Traffic Cameras, and the only ones I want are ones which barely work for anything useful.
The US has 25 years of deteriorating privacy with nothing to show for it. The Founders would've recoiled in horror and invented nukes to blow up the Colonies and start fresh.
The US has 25 years of deteriorating privacy with nothing to show for it. The Founders would've recoiled in horror and invented nukes to blow up the Colonies and start fresh.
Legalize drunk driving as long as you put your hazards on
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Legalize drunk driving as long as you put your hazards on
Excellent shutdown maneuvering, Dems. You nailed it lol.
Senate Republicans blocked Democratic legislation that would have extended ACA tax credits for over 20 million people
Republicans Block Bill That Would Extend Affordable Care Act Tax Credits
Democrats, meanwhile, blocked a competing GOP bill on Thursday that would have bolstered health savings accounts instead.
www.huffpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Excellent shutdown maneuvering, Dems. You nailed it lol.
ahh yeah here he comes, big emcee, mark cuban himself, looks he's completely fucking wrong, smart
4. Once again, a ton of people do not have access to many hospitals and doctors because they are something called "OUT OF NETWORK" a phrase you clearly have never heard in your life but JFC learn what working people are up against before you spew your horseshit
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
ahh yeah here he comes, big emcee, mark cuban himself, looks he's completely fucking wrong, smart
You're trying to argue that it would be terrible if someone made $80k per year and had to pay ~$2000/year for comprehensive healthcare. That's a good deal, you ape-shaped goof.
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You're trying to argue that it would be terrible if someone made $80k per year and had to pay ~$2000/year for comprehensive healthcare. That's a good deal, you ape-shaped goof.
"R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?"
This guy just walks into a urology specialist's office and demands they look at his dick without a referral from a primary care doc, truly he lives on Mars but of the mind.
This guy just walks into a urology specialist's office and demands they look at his dick without a referral from a primary care doc, truly he lives on Mars but of the mind.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?
Who in the USA gov runs the program?
R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?"
This guy just walks into a urology specialist's office and demands they look at his dick without a referral from a primary care doc, truly he lives on Mars but of the mind.
This guy just walks into a urology specialist's office and demands they look at his dick without a referral from a primary care doc, truly he lives on Mars but of the mind.