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Hentai Rights Activist | MENSA member | Pretty fly for a Yakubian experiment
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · Aug 11
oh my god, you haven't even immanentized the eschaton yet?
A group of young men and women at a party, judging you
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1h
goddamn government trying to cut off our access to femboys
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 2h
the AI apocalypse and associated security concerns is why they want automated security drones powered by AI

powered by AI

POWERED BY AI

P O W E R E D B Y AI
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 2h
"Susan Collins says --"

silence, creature
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 2h
Running with that slogan is an incredible decision. An all-timer.
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 3h
pork is simply superior and it's time Americans realized this
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 5h
hey man I REALLY don't think that's a good line
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 15h
This is basically how it works anyway
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 15h
Anyway, enjoy this related image
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What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 20h
Macro aggression and The Dark Thoughts
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 20h
This is why I only use the NeoPets messaging system for classified intel
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 21h
This is the Grand Unified Theory of Why Things Suck
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 23h
The year is 2026. The #1 brand of cooking oil in the US is state-owned GayWoke Soybean Oil ™. It's banned by the FDA because soy smacks of gender. Everyone is required to buy two gallons per week because it's vital for the economy.
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
"yes, let's design defense systems and intelligence databases that send everything through wireless comms into the cloud" great idea everyone.
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
So many of these people have no idea how to do journalism if they can't just re-publish press releases issued by the government. It's gross.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 1d
NEW: I took a long look at the Proud Boys and found some of their most extreme chapters are sharing ICE recruiting materials on encrypted apps and even suggesting members have joined up. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/in-the-...
The first Antifa Counter Terrorism Task Force Trump already gave so many of us jobs with ICE. We may have to start recruiting soon to fill all these spots.
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
This world still holds miracles, for those with eyes to see
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
the concrete is actually demons
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
That's not even a good take because it implies any event the govt DOESN'T allow to occur might be banned for good reason.
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
Eat a pound of raw beef to unlock lucid dreaming
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
oh no lmao
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porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
I'm starting to think the Militant Internet Atheists were really just nihilists
porgus.bsky.social
Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
Market goes up, market goes down
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Posts @porgus.bsky.social · 1d
The proliferation of Access Journalism killed journalism in the US. Bring back the sleuthy journalists who send shivers down politicians' spines.
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