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Views are not my own; they belong to Pogchamp NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It wasn't fast enough for that, you had to watch the news on the teevee if you wanted good, fresh doom
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
you look like a fast learner
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"ahh, the new land"

*1000 miles of driving across wasteland*
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Costco is legitimately the only retailer I WOULD consider buying health insurance from
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
she did it all without pants, and that should be a lesson to us
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
RIPperoni and cheese to the long-time voice of Kermit the Frog, may he podcast with God now
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
American JSOC is gonna raid the Winter Palace in like 2029 and find this guy in the basement with VR goggles fused to his face strapped to a milking machine
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
that's right
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You know, a decade ago I was like "that traveling robot getting destroyed the moment it entered Philadelphia means Americans are cruel" and now I'm like "haha yeah fuck up that clanker"

This is Personal Growth
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I tried like 6 times to make a "WOW CRAZY" face but I ain't got it in me to pretend like that
December 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
everyone wants to control it, it drives you insane, and it has a bunch of little versions that will ruin your life unless you exercise great self control and wisdom (and they're all controlled secretly behind the scenes).
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Gen AI is probably the closest thing the world has ever had to an actual real One Ring from LOTR
December 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In hindsight maybe it's Not Great If the business and political elite are almost completely isolated from everyone else.
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM