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Norm @ogskydog.com · Jan 5

Colson Whitehead, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author: I have no hopes for 2025. Humanity is disappointing. We killed the Earth. Villains triumph and the innocents suffer. I imagine these trends will continue.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 2h

I very much relate to these bananas that are both under ripe and almost rotten

A couple of bananas that are green but have brown spots

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1h

dressing for the job I want

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 1d

The most interesting person at any party is the one standing alone, not because they're shy, but because they're internally narrating the event in Morgan Freeman voice.

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Mal @silentverse.bsky.social · 2h

I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door

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Cap’n Watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · Aug 22

Paramedic: keep applying pressure

Parenting Coach: but also say how proud you are

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 3h

My smartwatch buzzed and asked, "It looks like you've fallen. Would you like to call for help?" I was just sitting on the couch, reaching for the remote.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2h

I haven’t had sex in forever but autocorrect fucks me on the daily

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry Mastodon but Bluesky has the better butthole jokes.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3h

THEM: What's a good time to call you?

ME: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...

oh, you were serious.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 3h

bad news, big guy

a sign reads (in all capital letters): "persons having currently active flops or who have had active flops within the previous 14 days shall not be allowed to enter the timeline". in the middle of the sign it reads "STAY OFFLINE"

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 8h

it's don't be a twat, tuesday

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4h

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 2d

Not all who wander into the woods to scream are lost.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h

Today a client asked where I went to college and when I told them they said "wow what are you doing here" and it made me regret switching my major from Face-Punching

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 3h

Now that i'm 46, i understand why pirates kept parrots. It's to help them remember words.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

one of those little pistols that slides out of your shirt sleeve but instead it's an emergency snack hotdog

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10h

Why did they call it a ukulele when a 'weetar' was right there

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 3h

I’m not going to think about that, or that, and definitely not that

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

With some of the things we are seeing in the world these days, Hell will likely not be enough anymore for the bad guys. That's why, as a fan of people and Earth in general, I will be inventing Turbo Hell™, Turbo Hell Plus™, and Turbo Hell Elected Official™

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 3h

share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 3h

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 5h

I shot a man in Reno...what a huge mistake.

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