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Mal-a-BOO!

@silentverse.bsky.social

110 followers 190 following 45 posts

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Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 1d

I tried leaving this place but I can’t seem to find the door

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 28m

If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22m

Adding.. Really! to each conversation like a cheerleader of words.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 20m

is jorts in court a thing, asking for a friend

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 15m

Hi back at you!

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 47m

drowning in a sea of you

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 36m

Physical therapy assessment went thusly:

Them: Can you do this?
Me: (does that)
Them: (surprised face, raised eyebrows)
Them: Can you do this?
Me: (does that)
Them: (surprised face, raised eyebrows) Huh.
Them: Can you do this?
Me: (tries that)
Them: (surprised face, raised eyebrows) Okay

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 33m

Don’t talk to me in the morning until I’ve put on my furry thong

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 56m

Be whimsical. Send a scathing text to your ex then blocked them immediately. Or, pick some wildflowers. Idk, do you

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ceej @ceej.online · Jul 26

I am never logging off

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 1h

*me, getting murdered*

Hang on, let me bring up my getting murdered playlist… ok, go

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5d

I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5h

One day we’ll look back on this and remember none of it because of all the drugs.

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Tana 👻 @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 3h

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah? I’ll give it a shot 😂

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 3h

😂

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 10h

Right?!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 14

you’re telling me this west is mid?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Sep 9

it’s called sharp cheddar because it’s smort

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 11h

Not a stone in sight. People just living in glass houses

Photo of a smallish house, with the walls made of empty glass bottles.
(Part of an eco-tourism attraction, the Bottle Houses, on Prince Edward Island, Canada. They were built in 1979, designed by Édouard Arsenault.)

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 22h

Internal server errors oh how I missed you.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17h

A friend!? No, thanks. I have a dog.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · Aug 3

[in a hamster wheel]

Man, this fucken thing goes uphill both ways

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 11h

Therapist: Wow, you’re extremely self-aware

Me: I know, what meds stop that?

Mal-a-BOO! @silentverse.bsky.social · 12h

Fall: here’s your allergies and seasonal depression subscription