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Damnit Janet
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
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In my napping era Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · Aug 30
Seriously man I just- I- I fucking KNEW you didn't have my nose
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1h
yo mama loads the dishwasher inefficiently
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Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 22h
Not many people realize they called it the PS5 because pspspspsps didn't fit on the box
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21h
"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 21h
optometrist (using the lens machine thing): which one looks better, 1 or 2?

me, about to ask them to switch back and forth for the 3rd time: is the sweet release of oblivion an option
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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 20h
When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.
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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 19h
If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack
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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 19h
horny guy: show me breasts
sex ai: (image of a pair of breasts with 11 fingers)
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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 18h
NOT HIS TENS OF DOLLARS
screenshot of news headline Thieves take off with tens of dollars worth of items in break-in at office of actor Charlie Hunnam NBC4 Los Angeles • 14h
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17h
if you would, just put me back where you found me when you’re done, thanks
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18h
Aligning frequencies must be a sign that paths are converging, it's pretty obvious right because I don't want to tell my new car it'll know when it meets the ONE and not to confuse it with parking perfectly
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22h
David Cronenberg presents The Brood Two: Electric Broodaloo
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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 16h
Just parslied my house because
OMG have you seen the price of sage?!
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23h
Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 1d
not many people know that if you see a pickup truck that quite obviously is never used for hauling anything you are allowed to call them any slur in the book. dealer’s choice
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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 1d
Where the fuck is that pizza guy?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 1d
[during sex] sorry can we start again? i need to start my fitbit
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d
I have been down and depressed enough that I am susceptible to a new pair of shoes becoming my whole personality so look forward to that, friends
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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 1d
🎶That’s me in the corner. That’s me in real life wearing my athletic bra inside out🎶
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
sometimes you look at an account and just instinctively know you’d hate the flatware pattern they chose
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 1d
Two weeks until the clocks go back. Never liked them anyway.
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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3d
I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d
My thought bubble is a question mark.
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1d
It's national dessert day? I just had ice cream for dinner - i knew there was a reason
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