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I've got a dad back
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 7h
The Gilmore Girls, horrificly, imply the existence of The Lungless Boys
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 5h
Random thought:

I bet 'Do not touch' is a scary thing to read in Braille.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 3h
Me: [taking a moment out of a hectic week to daydream about being an eagle, flying high in the sky without a care in the world, completely free]

Silicon Valley: sorry, but we have finally figured out how to turn idle daydreaming into a subscription service. That'll be $14.99 a month (with ads)
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 18
meth pipe is short for methane pied piper
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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d
babe lets turn this haunted house into an absolute nightmare
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h
I’ll show you my sinful cold cuts if you show me your forbidden cheeses.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d
I think if someone tried to kidnap me right now I’d be like ok cool, let’s go. Just don’t put duct tape on my mouth so I can still use my chapstick.
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
i would never fall for a thirst trap. i stay hydrated you idiots
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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 5h
I’m not attractive enough to be this obnoxious
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
[slipping DJ $20] Play the ice cream truck song
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h
we are all out of Fs to give. all Jeffs must hereby release one F back to the community, for redistribution. thank you to all our Jefs
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ceej @ceej.online · Oct 3
Oh, sorry, didn't you hear? There's a new yogurt now. It tastes basically the same but this one is $8. All the recipes are using it so you can't opt out. It's good because kings used to eat it
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 7h
Optimist: The glass is half full

Pessimist: The glass is half empty

Optometrist: Your glasses are ready

Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 7h
The Gilmore Girls, horrificly, imply the existence of The Lungless Boys
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16h
[abruptly stops my nunchuck routine] I do.
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · Nov 20
Please don’t mistake declarative statements for expertise, I’m just medically incapable of speaking without unfounded confidence.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 1d
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 9h
Congrats!
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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d
horny guy: show me breasts
sex ai: (image of a pair of breasts with 11 fingers)
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 20h
I eat at restaurants with obnoxious Yelp reviews cuz the people who wrote the reviews will never be there again.
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20h
Me: but god where were you when there was only one set of footprints in the sand?

God: Oh that. That's when I left to play some beach volleyball and show off my sick moves
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d
"what are you gonna be for halloween" a problem
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d
I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
Snoop: I get high when I smoke that's the point

Me: Ha ha ok but seriously you can't use olive oil for this
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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 8d
Judge: you’re here because you booped the cop on the nose

Me: your honor, may I approach the bench?

Judge covering his nose: absolutely not
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