redherringbear
@qutzupalotl.bsky.social
Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
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how many conservatives does it take to JUST LET PEOPLE EXIST
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
how many conservatives does it take to JUST LET PEOPLE EXIST
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is it too early to put up my happy honda days decorations
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
is it too early to put up my happy honda days decorations
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
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Don’t tread on mill
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Don’t tread on mill
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neutral milk flophouse
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
neutral milk flophouse
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*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*presses lips against mic*
I wished I sanitized this first
I wished I sanitized this first
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Keep your head up
Somebody out there loves you
Just not anybody I personally am aware of
Somebody out there loves you
Just not anybody I personally am aware of
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Keep your head up
Somebody out there loves you
Just not anybody I personally am aware of
Somebody out there loves you
Just not anybody I personally am aware of
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*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
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This Reddi-wip just shot all over me and got in my hair. Thought of you
August 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This Reddi-wip just shot all over me and got in my hair. Thought of you
I would scroll my phone next to you so hard
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I would scroll my phone next to you so hard
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Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
Hungry Man frozen dinner = entrée the giant
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hungry Man frozen dinner = entrée the giant
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I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality
maybe get bangs and a new personality
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I dunno, babe..
maybe get bangs and a new personality
maybe get bangs and a new personality
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We come into this world naked.
We leave this world naked.
Yet it got me kicked out of Cracker Barrel.
We leave this world naked.
Yet it got me kicked out of Cracker Barrel.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We come into this world naked.
We leave this world naked.
Yet it got me kicked out of Cracker Barrel.
We leave this world naked.
Yet it got me kicked out of Cracker Barrel.
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Just got a haircut that will ensure that whoever falls in love with me will truly love me for who I am
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Just got a haircut that will ensure that whoever falls in love with me will truly love me for who I am
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Motivational speaker: Give yourselves a big hand!
Trump: 👐😢
Trump: 👐😢
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Motivational speaker: Give yourselves a big hand!
Trump: 👐😢
Trump: 👐😢
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ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
cunnilingus & anilingus = beaver & butt head
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
cunnilingus & anilingus = beaver & butt head
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Him: Look at that beautiful woman. She must be a model.
Her: You are sexist. How do you know she's not a PhD in French Existential Poetry?
Him: Because she's not spining a sign on the street in front of a strip mall tax preparation office dressed like the Statue of Liberty.
Her: You are sexist. How do you know she's not a PhD in French Existential Poetry?
Him: Because she's not spining a sign on the street in front of a strip mall tax preparation office dressed like the Statue of Liberty.
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Him: Look at that beautiful woman. She must be a model.
Her: You are sexist. How do you know she's not a PhD in French Existential Poetry?
Him: Because she's not spining a sign on the street in front of a strip mall tax preparation office dressed like the Statue of Liberty.
Her: You are sexist. How do you know she's not a PhD in French Existential Poetry?
Him: Because she's not spining a sign on the street in front of a strip mall tax preparation office dressed like the Statue of Liberty.
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Whaddaya say we go back to my place and you let me funge your token
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Whaddaya say we go back to my place and you let me funge your token
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I’m as snug as a body in a rug
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m as snug as a body in a rug
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Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
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I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
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November 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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