Jude Atwood
@judeatwood.bsky.social
Writer & cartoonist.
Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
Author of the spooky middle grade mystery MAYBE THERE ARE WITCHES.
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“You can turn your turkey leftovers into quesadillas and make those mashed potatoes into savory pancakes!”
Or you could just, you know, eat them.
Or you could just, you know, eat them.
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“You can turn your turkey leftovers into quesadillas and make those mashed potatoes into savory pancakes!”
Or you could just, you know, eat them.
Or you could just, you know, eat them.
I’m seeing all these articles and TV segments about elaborate recipes to use up Thanksgiving leftovers. And I’m like, I feel bad for these people who don’t have microwaves.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m seeing all these articles and TV segments about elaborate recipes to use up Thanksgiving leftovers. And I’m like, I feel bad for these people who don’t have microwaves.
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It’s not true that our wild bear habitat only contains a Billy Bob robot from an abandoned Showbiz Pizza Place. We also put a jukebox in there.
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s not true that our wild bear habitat only contains a Billy Bob robot from an abandoned Showbiz Pizza Place. We also put a jukebox in there.
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Get ready with me to let the forest wreathe my bones
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Get ready with me to let the forest wreathe my bones
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
What are jobs where there is exactly one feature film that everyone tells you you absolutely must see when you start the job?
Like, I imagine if you get hired to work in Antarctica, they tell you you have to see John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Like, I imagine if you get hired to work in Antarctica, they tell you you have to see John Carpenter’s The Thing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What are jobs where there is exactly one feature film that everyone tells you you absolutely must see when you start the job?
Like, I imagine if you get hired to work in Antarctica, they tell you you have to see John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Like, I imagine if you get hired to work in Antarctica, they tell you you have to see John Carpenter’s The Thing.
Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just saw a horned demon swatting children with birch sticks and I was like, for chrissakes, it’s not even THANKSGIVING yet. Gets earlier every year.
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
Stranger: Your dog is such a good girl!
Me (turning into my parents): She’s a *relatively* good girl.
Me (turning into my parents): She’s a *relatively* good girl.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Stranger: Your dog is such a good girl!
Me (turning into my parents): She’s a *relatively* good girl.
Me (turning into my parents): She’s a *relatively* good girl.
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When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When one of you deactivates I imagine you being taken off stage with one of those big canes
There's a special place in heck for people who criticize my swearing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There's a special place in heck for people who criticize my swearing.
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
Hey Orange County! Come say hi to me tomorrow, November 8, at Barnes & Noble in Aliso Viejo!
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey Orange County! Come say hi to me tomorrow, November 8, at Barnes & Noble in Aliso Viejo!
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Happy Friday!
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy Friday!
If a month of watching classic movies has taught me one thing, it's that everyone in the past was British, everywhere in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If a month of watching classic movies has taught me one thing, it's that everyone in the past was British, everywhere in the world.
Craving chocolate?
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Craving chocolate?
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
Try some celery instead!
The disappointment you feel will remind you of your childhood.
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This is a great time of year for people who go to bed at 5:00
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is a great time of year for people who go to bed at 5:00
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
If you describe a wine as having notes of cassis, no one can dispute it.
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you describe a wine as having notes of cassis, no one can dispute it.
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Yes, of course we don’t allocate jobs among humans based on relative need, god knows, but all humans do share a fundamental requirement of “needing to purchase food and shelter to stay alive,” whereas all LLMs/Gen AI tools as a category do not face this hard imperative.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yes, of course we don’t allocate jobs among humans based on relative need, god knows, but all humans do share a fundamental requirement of “needing to purchase food and shelter to stay alive,” whereas all LLMs/Gen AI tools as a category do not face this hard imperative.
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The song implies a static end to the process of becoming but this no longer reflects the nature of our fractured reality. they will spend the rest of their lives perpetually engaged in the project of becoming the Brady bunch. Or that’s what deleuze says anyway
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The song implies a static end to the process of becoming but this no longer reflects the nature of our fractured reality. they will spend the rest of their lives perpetually engaged in the project of becoming the Brady bunch. Or that’s what deleuze says anyway
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