Jay in NH
@jayinnh.bsky.social
Bsky Elder here for a laugh and a hangout with good people. Yes to shitposts. No to politics, activism, advocacy, hate, rage.
Habs fan formerly living in the White Mountains (now in NJ).
Welcome to Bluesky.
Don’t be a dick.
Habs fan formerly living in the White Mountains (now in NJ).
Welcome to Bluesky.
Don’t be a dick.
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STOP THE PRESSES: I would like to report, that at 6:47am, in my small city here in Aotearoa New Zealand, a chicken, somewhere in the valley surrounding my home has laid an egg. Chicken is doing fine and is inviting everyone to celebrate this momentous occasion with her. Egg is egg.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
STOP THE PRESSES: I would like to report, that at 6:47am, in my small city here in Aotearoa New Zealand, a chicken, somewhere in the valley surrounding my home has laid an egg. Chicken is doing fine and is inviting everyone to celebrate this momentous occasion with her. Egg is egg.
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Feeling overwhelmed or going through a tough time? You're not alone. Text, call, or chat 988 anytime to connect with someone who cares.
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November 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline
Feeling overwhelmed or going through a tough time? You're not alone. Text, call, or chat 988 anytime to connect with someone who cares.
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Feeling overwhelmed or going through a tough time? You're not alone. Text, call, or chat 988 anytime to connect with someone who cares.
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You have no choice. I have no choice. It never was a thing to be had. It has been sighted, though, like the Loch Ness.
November 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
You have no choice. I have no choice. It never was a thing to be had. It has been sighted, though, like the Loch Ness.
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grocery stores immediately switched the music to “jingle bell rock.” i still have gravy stains on my shoes, please have mercy
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
grocery stores immediately switched the music to “jingle bell rock.” i still have gravy stains on my shoes, please have mercy
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This is a salad*
my mom just put this down on the table in front of me and I am absolutely shook
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is a salad*
Y’know, the failed Arizona hockey experiment was nothing but a bad joke on hockey. But this Utah team is going to be fun to watch and play against for a long, long time.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Y’know, the failed Arizona hockey experiment was nothing but a bad joke on hockey. But this Utah team is going to be fun to watch and play against for a long, long time.
Who is this woman doing between-period analysis? She’s outstanding! Miles better than the HNIC retreads.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Who is this woman doing between-period analysis? She’s outstanding! Miles better than the HNIC retreads.
I’m taking up a collection for a good cause: let’s help buy ESPN+ a second Genesis holiday car ad. Because I’ve already seen this one 1,000 times in the past few games and I’m starting to go stark raving mad.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m taking up a collection for a good cause: let’s help buy ESPN+ a second Genesis holiday car ad. Because I’ve already seen this one 1,000 times in the past few games and I’m starting to go stark raving mad.
We needed that and Bolduc REALLY needed that!
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We needed that and Bolduc REALLY needed that!
This has been a better game than three total shots in the first eight minutes would suggest.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This has been a better game than three total shots in the first eight minutes would suggest.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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New Comic Strip Found: Frank and Ernest - 2025-11-25 https://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2025/11/25
#comicstrip #frankandernest
#comicstrip #frankandernest
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
New Comic Strip Found: Frank and Ernest - 2025-11-25 https://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2025/11/25
#comicstrip #frankandernest
#comicstrip #frankandernest
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I should warn my followers that most of the ALL CAPS thing I poast in the next days are things I want to say IRL but for the sake of peace cannot
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I should warn my followers that most of the ALL CAPS thing I poast in the next days are things I want to say IRL but for the sake of peace cannot
Ooh ooh, feeling’ fine, Mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine, Mama.
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine, Mama.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ooh ooh, feeling’ fine, Mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine, Mama.
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine, Mama.
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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In old Norway, a turducken was a turtle stuffed inside an eider duck stuffed inside a kraken.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In old Norway, a turducken was a turtle stuffed inside an eider duck stuffed inside a kraken.
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Small head probs:
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Small head probs:
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
When you gotta tuck your ears into your baseball hat but still also wear sunglasses
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Me: Guests coming for Thanksgiving, gotta clean.
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me: Guests coming for Thanksgiving, gotta clean.
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
A billion spiders: Unreachable cobwebs--on it!
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I love when after an NHL/AHL game in the dressing room they give the hat/belt/jacket/whatever to the MVP of the match and they all go “SPEECH” and the guy is always just like “fucking right, let’s keep it going boys” and they just LOSE their minds as if he announced he was buying them all new cars.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love when after an NHL/AHL game in the dressing room they give the hat/belt/jacket/whatever to the MVP of the match and they all go “SPEECH” and the guy is always just like “fucking right, let’s keep it going boys” and they just LOSE their minds as if he announced he was buying them all new cars.
Other than that we need help at C, why are the #GoHabsGo interested in Texier? Teams don’t generally let other players go for free if they see any value in them.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Other than that we need help at C, why are the #GoHabsGo interested in Texier? Teams don’t generally let other players go for free if they see any value in them.
I would love to see Nylander crushed into a fine paste along the boards.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I would love to see Nylander crushed into a fine paste along the boards.