George Penney
@georgepenney.bsky.social
Author of funny books, cultural omnivore. I like tea and cats, not necessarily in that order. I inhale deeply when first stepping in to bookshops and libraries. 🌈
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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (30s?) is demonstrating to a small human (3?) how to use a yo-yo.
She's particularly adept at old school yo-yo tricks like:
"The flail"
"The dangle" and the
"That was intentional, honest."
Small Human is VERY impressed. (1)
A woman (30s?) is demonstrating to a small human (3?) how to use a yo-yo.
She's particularly adept at old school yo-yo tricks like:
"The flail"
"The dangle" and the
"That was intentional, honest."
Small Human is VERY impressed. (1)
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (30s?) is demonstrating to a small human (3?) how to use a yo-yo.
She's particularly adept at old school yo-yo tricks like:
"The flail"
"The dangle" and the
"That was intentional, honest."
Small Human is VERY impressed. (1)
A woman (30s?) is demonstrating to a small human (3?) how to use a yo-yo.
She's particularly adept at old school yo-yo tricks like:
"The flail"
"The dangle" and the
"That was intentional, honest."
Small Human is VERY impressed. (1)
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted at a Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🧵Spotted at a Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
🧵Spotted at a Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🧵Spotted at a Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
A tiny human is aghast at Mum's suggestion that she needs a nap.
Shaking her head vehemently, she roars: "I'm NOT sleepy!"
Mum sighs, agreeing that she is indeed not looking tired.
Tiny Human is indignant. "But I AM Mum! I'm VERY SLEEPY!" (1)
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
Hello lovely people.
December 1st is the advisable order deadline if you want to guarantee you'll get your copy of Tiny Moments of Joy before Christmas.
(All prices on the site, including shipping are in NZD, which means much cheaper in USD, GBP etc)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
December 1st is the advisable order deadline if you want to guarantee you'll get your copy of Tiny Moments of Joy before Christmas.
(All prices on the site, including shipping are in NZD, which means much cheaper in USD, GBP etc)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
Tiny Moments of Joy | Swashbuckler Press
Delightful moments captured from people watching in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
www.swashbucklerpress.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hello lovely people.
December 1st is the advisable order deadline if you want to guarantee you'll get your copy of Tiny Moments of Joy before Christmas.
(All prices on the site, including shipping are in NZD, which means much cheaper in USD, GBP etc)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
December 1st is the advisable order deadline if you want to guarantee you'll get your copy of Tiny Moments of Joy before Christmas.
(All prices on the site, including shipping are in NZD, which means much cheaper in USD, GBP etc)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
🧵Spotted From a Cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
Two men (20s? Brothers?) are tucking into hearty breakfasts.
One says to the other: "Did I tell ya I'm thinkin' of gettin' married."
The other looks aghast: "Why?!"
"Why not?"
"Cos Aunt Belinda's gonna come!"
A long contemplative silence ensues. (1)
Two men (20s? Brothers?) are tucking into hearty breakfasts.
One says to the other: "Did I tell ya I'm thinkin' of gettin' married."
The other looks aghast: "Why?!"
"Why not?"
"Cos Aunt Belinda's gonna come!"
A long contemplative silence ensues. (1)
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🧵Spotted From a Cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
Two men (20s? Brothers?) are tucking into hearty breakfasts.
One says to the other: "Did I tell ya I'm thinkin' of gettin' married."
The other looks aghast: "Why?!"
"Why not?"
"Cos Aunt Belinda's gonna come!"
A long contemplative silence ensues. (1)
Two men (20s? Brothers?) are tucking into hearty breakfasts.
One says to the other: "Did I tell ya I'm thinkin' of gettin' married."
The other looks aghast: "Why?!"
"Why not?"
"Cos Aunt Belinda's gonna come!"
A long contemplative silence ensues. (1)
I have just learned, much to my giddy delight, that there are Sea Shanty societies here in Aotearoa New Zealand. I will be going to sing the salty songs of the sea at some point.
That is all.
That is all.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have just learned, much to my giddy delight, that there are Sea Shanty societies here in Aotearoa New Zealand. I will be going to sing the salty songs of the sea at some point.
That is all.
That is all.
For any of the lovely Nelson Tasman people here.
Our launch celebration is on the 27th at Quiet Dog Gallery, 5:30.
All warmly welcome.
There will be chill tunes by DJ You Glow Grrrl (MC Kyla)
There will be fairy bread. (Just because.)
There will be friendly faces because this place is amazing.
Our launch celebration is on the 27th at Quiet Dog Gallery, 5:30.
All warmly welcome.
There will be chill tunes by DJ You Glow Grrrl (MC Kyla)
There will be fairy bread. (Just because.)
There will be friendly faces because this place is amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
For any of the lovely Nelson Tasman people here.
Our launch celebration is on the 27th at Quiet Dog Gallery, 5:30.
All warmly welcome.
There will be chill tunes by DJ You Glow Grrrl (MC Kyla)
There will be fairy bread. (Just because.)
There will be friendly faces because this place is amazing.
Our launch celebration is on the 27th at Quiet Dog Gallery, 5:30.
All warmly welcome.
There will be chill tunes by DJ You Glow Grrrl (MC Kyla)
There will be fairy bread. (Just because.)
There will be friendly faces because this place is amazing.
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
🧵Spotted at an A&P Show in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) has spotted a pen of puppies.
Studying them for a long moment, she bursts into tears.
Dad asks what's wrong and looking up at him in abject anguish she wails: "I WANT TO PAT THEM ALL!" (1)
A tiny human (2?) has spotted a pen of puppies.
Studying them for a long moment, she bursts into tears.
Dad asks what's wrong and looking up at him in abject anguish she wails: "I WANT TO PAT THEM ALL!" (1)
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
🧵Spotted at an A&P Show in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) has spotted a pen of puppies.
Studying them for a long moment, she bursts into tears.
Dad asks what's wrong and looking up at him in abject anguish she wails: "I WANT TO PAT THEM ALL!" (1)
A tiny human (2?) has spotted a pen of puppies.
Studying them for a long moment, she bursts into tears.
Dad asks what's wrong and looking up at him in abject anguish she wails: "I WANT TO PAT THEM ALL!" (1)
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a misty paddock, early morning, a farmer belts across buttercup strewn grass on a quad bike, two border collies streaks of black and white either side. Cloud draped mountains in the distance. The smell of green and the sea in the air. (1)
In a misty paddock, early morning, a farmer belts across buttercup strewn grass on a quad bike, two border collies streaks of black and white either side. Cloud draped mountains in the distance. The smell of green and the sea in the air. (1)
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
In a misty paddock, early morning, a farmer belts across buttercup strewn grass on a quad bike, two border collies streaks of black and white either side. Cloud draped mountains in the distance. The smell of green and the sea in the air. (1)
In a misty paddock, early morning, a farmer belts across buttercup strewn grass on a quad bike, two border collies streaks of black and white either side. Cloud draped mountains in the distance. The smell of green and the sea in the air. (1)
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A smartly dressed woman (50s?) storms across a supermarket carpark, speaking in a thick Kiwi accent* to her husband. She flames: "Darren, it's NOT a party without chips and dips. HOW can it be a PROPER PARTY without CHIPS AND DIPS?!" (1)
A smartly dressed woman (50s?) storms across a supermarket carpark, speaking in a thick Kiwi accent* to her husband. She flames: "Darren, it's NOT a party without chips and dips. HOW can it be a PROPER PARTY without CHIPS AND DIPS?!" (1)
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A smartly dressed woman (50s?) storms across a supermarket carpark, speaking in a thick Kiwi accent* to her husband. She flames: "Darren, it's NOT a party without chips and dips. HOW can it be a PROPER PARTY without CHIPS AND DIPS?!" (1)
A smartly dressed woman (50s?) storms across a supermarket carpark, speaking in a thick Kiwi accent* to her husband. She flames: "Darren, it's NOT a party without chips and dips. HOW can it be a PROPER PARTY without CHIPS AND DIPS?!" (1)
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
A tiny human (2?) runs his fastest down a garden path to greet his big brother (5?) home from school.
Big Brother stoically accepting all hero worship.
Little Brother doing a happy skip-dance of welcome as he leads the way back into the house. (1)
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted From a Cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
🧵Spotted From a Cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
🧵Spotted From a Cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
🧵Spotted From a Cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
A brightly dressed British couple (60s?) are sharing a slice of cake.
She takes a bite: "Oh. This is quite nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice that is, aye."
She takes a bite: "Very nice."
He takes a bite: "Nice. Nice."
She takes a bite: "Very nice." (1)
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted at a Vineyard Picnic in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
🧵Spotted at a Vineyard Picnic in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
🧵Spotted at a Vineyard Picnic in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
🧵Spotted at a Vineyard Picnic in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
A very friendly dog (red cloud kelpie), her bottom square with age, is sprawled on a picnic rug as numerous small humans compete to see Who Can Pat Her Best.
Friendly Dog is in her element, a doggy smile on her face.
This is the life. (1)
🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
🧵So last week I asked Kiwis and Aussies if people prefer their fairy bread with margarine or butter, crusts on or crusts off, squares vs triangles. I figured since it has been ages since I've sampled the food of the fae, I should make sure the recipe is correct for my upcoming book launch party.
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted at a Vintage Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
🧵Spotted at a Vintage Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
🧵Spotted at a Vintage Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
🧵Spotted at a Vintage Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
Day 6 of our book launch week: Market day! And look at this wee stack of book beasties seen in the wild at one of our favourite writing cafes!
It's a big day today. Our regular markets for breakfast and shopping, then a country Christmas market for early present perusing.
(More in alt text.)
It's a big day today. Our regular markets for breakfast and shopping, then a country Christmas market for early present perusing.
(More in alt text.)
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Day 6 of our book launch week: Market day! And look at this wee stack of book beasties seen in the wild at one of our favourite writing cafes!
It's a big day today. Our regular markets for breakfast and shopping, then a country Christmas market for early present perusing.
(More in alt text.)
It's a big day today. Our regular markets for breakfast and shopping, then a country Christmas market for early present perusing.
(More in alt text.)
Reposted by George Penney
🧵Spotted While Roaming In Aotearoa New Zealand:
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming In Aotearoa New Zealand:
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
🧵Spotted While Roaming In Aotearoa New Zealand:
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
🧵Spotted While Roaming In Aotearoa New Zealand:
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)
A young human (8?) is crouched in front of a white picket fence, clutching a super soaker to his chest.
He tenses, then...
JUMPS UP
and sprays his little brother who's sleeping on the porch.
GOTCHA!
Little Brother roaring vengeance.
It. Is. On. (1)