Laura
@theactivestick.bsky.social
podcaster @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social | elite worrier | travel dork | bad decision maker | fashion victim | short, loud, and usually found under at least one blanket
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you’re supposed to believe that some guy named morgan geekie is a threat to win the rocket richard this year? this season is fake.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
you’re supposed to believe that some guy named morgan geekie is a threat to win the rocket richard this year? this season is fake.
Are they baking a cake on his head
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Are they baking a cake on his head
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Listening to @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social earlier today and they were talking about the Xhekaj power of brotherly love, and I think their post game version of the power of friendship circle is just them punching each other in the face
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Listening to @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social earlier today and they were talking about the Xhekaj power of brotherly love, and I think their post game version of the power of friendship circle is just them punching each other in the face
Couldn’t this wait until tomorrow?
Avs - not looking good today!
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Couldn’t this wait until tomorrow?
Is it a year too long and a million too much? Yes. But I do not care. I love him.
Montreal Canadiens sign Mike Matheson to five-year contract extension
Montreal Canadiens sign Mike Matheson to five-year contract extension
The Montreal Canadiens have locked up defender Mike Matheson to a five-year contract extension, the team announced on Friday. The contract will be for an average cap hit of $6 million per year.
www.habseyesontheprize.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is it a year too long and a million too much? Yes. But I do not care. I love him.
I was planning on buying some stuff during Black Friday sales and then I decided not to. Follow me for more financial advice.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I was planning on buying some stuff during Black Friday sales and then I decided not to. Follow me for more financial advice.
Please to send questions
We’re getting a head start on asking for mailbag questions. Please send them our way!
a black and white photo of a man sitting at a desk with papers on it
ALT: a black and white photo of a man sitting at a desk with papers on it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Please to send questions
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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Happy Tuesday Friends, it’s day 25 of my ‘November to Remember’ #fundraiser!
My November goal is to reach a total of $26k, with your help, I think we can meet this goal!
Please share this flyer to help me spread the word. I appreciate you all, thank you! 🖤
🔗: gofund.me/7ca5a4a21
My November goal is to reach a total of $26k, with your help, I think we can meet this goal!
Please share this flyer to help me spread the word. I appreciate you all, thank you! 🖤
🔗: gofund.me/7ca5a4a21
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy Tuesday Friends, it’s day 25 of my ‘November to Remember’ #fundraiser!
My November goal is to reach a total of $26k, with your help, I think we can meet this goal!
Please share this flyer to help me spread the word. I appreciate you all, thank you! 🖤
🔗: gofund.me/7ca5a4a21
My November goal is to reach a total of $26k, with your help, I think we can meet this goal!
Please share this flyer to help me spread the word. I appreciate you all, thank you! 🖤
🔗: gofund.me/7ca5a4a21
Which cheese comes in the most annoying container? I vote Boursin cause you lose like a third of it to the wrapping.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Which cheese comes in the most annoying container? I vote Boursin cause you lose like a third of it to the wrapping.
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do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
do you guys remember on early twitter before they had a retweet button when you would copy someone’s whole tweet and just manually write “RT @cumcrisis WATCH OUT IM SHIFTING INTO FUCK MODE”
it’s insane anyone put up with that
it’s insane anyone put up with that
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Connor McDavid took no raise on his next contract to help the Oilers and they surrounded him with a steaming turd sandwich.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Connor McDavid took no raise on his next contract to help the Oilers and they surrounded him with a steaming turd sandwich.
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Ian left unattended: Does all math episode with depth and nuance
Scott left unattended: *Threatens to burn down Chris Lee's house*
Scott left unattended: *Threatens to burn down Chris Lee's house*
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ian left unattended: Does all math episode with depth and nuance
Scott left unattended: *Threatens to burn down Chris Lee's house*
Scott left unattended: *Threatens to burn down Chris Lee's house*
Told y’all. It drops at midnight. check it out!
i just finished and it is an “oops all math” episode
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Told y’all. It drops at midnight. check it out!
Whenever I take an episode off the podcast I wonder what sicko smart person shit my cohost is gonna come up with this time.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Whenever I take an episode off the podcast I wonder what sicko smart person shit my cohost is gonna come up with this time.
The car will end up with a bloody nose.
Oh god the Habs are in Utah and have a new fun fourth liner from the AHL
Someone please make sure Florian Xhekaj doesn’t get hit by a car
Someone please make sure Florian Xhekaj doesn’t get hit by a car
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The car will end up with a bloody nose.
Please give me all you Vienna in the wintertime recommendations.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Please give me all you Vienna in the wintertime recommendations.
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The headline and subheading are typical conservative bait but then I read the article and it's really sweet actually??
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The headline and subheading are typical conservative bait but then I read the article and it's really sweet actually??
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"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"
I want to be able to mark emails neither read nor unread, but another, secret third thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"read but i need to read them again when the adhd is cooperating"
I did food at home instead of ordering can I get some positive attention please
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I did food at home instead of ordering can I get some positive attention please
I love when after an NHL/AHL game in the dressing room they give the hat/belt/jacket/whatever to the MVP of the match and they all go “SPEECH” and the guy is always just like “fucking right, let’s keep it going boys” and they just LOSE their minds as if he announced he was buying them all new cars.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love when after an NHL/AHL game in the dressing room they give the hat/belt/jacket/whatever to the MVP of the match and they all go “SPEECH” and the guy is always just like “fucking right, let’s keep it going boys” and they just LOSE their minds as if he announced he was buying them all new cars.
Ian fixed the Habs
i live here now
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ian fixed the Habs
Miss opportunity to call this an ancient ianese proverb
“Laura, we can only be so back if we’re so over first.” - my cohost, a Habs philosopher
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Miss opportunity to call this an ancient ianese proverb
“Laura, we can only be so back if we’re so over first.” - my cohost, a Habs philosopher
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Laura, we can only be so back if we’re so over first.” - my cohost, a Habs philosopher
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Another rough one for the Habs tonight. We’ll break it down on Game Over Montreal 👇
It’s a rematch of last year’s first round series! #Habs vs Caps, and the Habs really need a win.
Join me postgame on Game Over Montreal: www.youtube.com/live/NYmROsR...
Join me postgame on Game Over Montreal: www.youtube.com/live/NYmROsR...
Canadiens vs Capitals Postgame Show | Live Reaction & Analysis | November 20, 2025
YouTube video by Game Over Montreal
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Another rough one for the Habs tonight. We’ll break it down on Game Over Montreal 👇