Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent
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Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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plot twist: there is no such thing as bluesky and we're all in the same psych hospital making typing motions into our mashed potatoes
February 2, 2024 at 10:33 PM
plot twist: there is no such thing as bluesky and we're all in the same psych hospital making typing motions into our mashed potatoes
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It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's not a crown it's a coronet. A crown would make me look ridiculous.
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Today's book signing for To Serve Man in the polar bear enclosure is NOT an official zoo event, and not covered by your regular admission.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today's book signing for To Serve Man in the polar bear enclosure is NOT an official zoo event, and not covered by your regular admission.
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the auto collision shop by my job put up a new sign which kind of blocks the view of oncoming traffic and i gotta say…well played
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
the auto collision shop by my job put up a new sign which kind of blocks the view of oncoming traffic and i gotta say…well played
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Mostly, Gary was just learning karate to avoid having to return the lumber he bought that didn’t fit in his hatchback.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mostly, Gary was just learning karate to avoid having to return the lumber he bought that didn’t fit in his hatchback.
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“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have
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What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your tranche of incriminating emails this morning
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#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Whatever this type of content is, it should be illegal
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died.
So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!
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CONSERVATIVES: same sex marriage is an abomination against God
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
CONSERVATIVES: same sex marriage is an abomination against God
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
ALSO CONSERVATIVES: age is just a number and that number is 15 for us
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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"I blew him"
"No, I blew him"
"No, I blew him"
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"I blew him"
"No, I blew him"
"No, I blew him"
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We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We are truly in a golden age of whatever this shit is.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Sorry I missed your call/text/email even though I have all notifications turned on, my phone is constantly in my hand and I’m always looking at it
November 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Sorry I missed your call/text/email even though I have all notifications turned on, my phone is constantly in my hand and I’m always looking at it
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Can’t believe it’s only 15 days until Christmas
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can’t believe it’s only 15 days until Christmas
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Wow, I somehow never knew that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Wow, I somehow never knew that.
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
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Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
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Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
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Look for the helpers. Keep those special glasses on though or you’ll be turned into a pile of smoking white ash
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Look for the helpers. Keep those special glasses on though or you’ll be turned into a pile of smoking white ash