cryptid
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friend to all the small creatures of earth (he/they)
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
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CLINCH is now released on my Itchio.
Put your blade, luck and strategy to the test in a battle of wits and whet in this 1v1 dice game. Find the obvious Princess Bride reference.
Community copies available for free too. #ttrpg
cabbageheadgames.itch.io/clinch
Put your blade, luck and strategy to the test in a battle of wits and whet in this 1v1 dice game. Find the obvious Princess Bride reference.
Community copies available for free too. #ttrpg
cabbageheadgames.itch.io/clinch
CLINCH by CABBAGEHEAD
To the pain! A sword fighting dice game
cabbageheadgames.itch.io
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
CLINCH is now released on my Itchio.
Put your blade, luck and strategy to the test in a battle of wits and whet in this 1v1 dice game. Find the obvious Princess Bride reference.
Community copies available for free too. #ttrpg
cabbageheadgames.itch.io/clinch
Put your blade, luck and strategy to the test in a battle of wits and whet in this 1v1 dice game. Find the obvious Princess Bride reference.
Community copies available for free too. #ttrpg
cabbageheadgames.itch.io/clinch
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Every interaction with legacy media after an overt Nazi murders some innocent protestor in full public view:
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Every interaction with legacy media after an overt Nazi murders some innocent protestor in full public view:
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WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
Videos Show How ICE Vehicle Stops Can Escalate to Shootings
A WSJ visual investigation found that the Minneapolis ICE killing is one of 13 incidents where federal immigration agents have used deadly force against civilians in vehicles since July.
www.wsj.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:44 PM
WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to:
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
* 8 people shot
* 5 of which were U.S. citizens
* 2 died
* no victims drew a weapon
The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire
www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...
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I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
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I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
thinking about how long leftists were blamed for making twitter inhospitable for MPs who are refusing point blank to leave now it's full of nazis and child porn
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
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It's an outfit to make the heady lesbians go wild and it works. Sorry you can't understand gender play, paradox, and juxtaposition! It's also getting attention for her film. 10/10, killer and successful outfit. Stewart is a treasure
Congratulations to Kristen Stewart, who may have managed to already wear the worst outfit we're going to see all year. You are not prepared for the scrolldown:
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
tomandlorenzo.com/2026/01/kris...
Kristen Stewart Promotes THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER on LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS - Tom + Lorenzo
We can say with utter certainty that, despite her many years of wearing fucked-up fashion and our many years of lovingly (or not) documenting her choices,
tomandlorenzo.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It's an outfit to make the heady lesbians go wild and it works. Sorry you can't understand gender play, paradox, and juxtaposition! It's also getting attention for her film. 10/10, killer and successful outfit. Stewart is a treasure
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January 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”
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Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
NEW: Plans for secret U.S. raid to capture Maduro leaked to the Washington Post and New York Times before it happened, but both decided not to publish to protect U.S. troops - Semafor
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
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the ultimate democratic party response: i LOVE the crazy illegal thing you just did, but could you perhaps come to my office to sign form 317b for it?
My statement on the capture of the brutal, illegitimate ruler of Venezuela, Nicolás Maduro, and need for a transition to democracy:
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
the ultimate democratic party response: i LOVE the crazy illegal thing you just did, but could you perhaps come to my office to sign form 317b for it?
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hush kitten, no more indie ttrpg recommendations from you <3 youll be mommy's little dice slut from now on
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 AM
hush kitten, no more indie ttrpg recommendations from you <3 youll be mommy's little dice slut from now on
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it's such a privilege to witness a master at work 🙏
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
it's such a privilege to witness a master at work 🙏
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I feel crazy thinking about all the talks I got as an ‘80s teen playing D&D, with urban legends of murders, suicides, and human sacrifice, while 40 years later the purported high point of tech innovation is a real-life murder-suicide incitement machine, and it’s just..fine.
Uh… check out what ChatGPT allegedly told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
December 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I feel crazy thinking about all the talks I got as an ‘80s teen playing D&D, with urban legends of murders, suicides, and human sacrifice, while 40 years later the purported high point of tech innovation is a real-life murder-suicide incitement machine, and it’s just..fine.
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I'm begging for Calvinists to add an ounce of witchcraft to their politics.
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm begging for Calvinists to add an ounce of witchcraft to their politics.
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showing this to my husband and waggling my eyebrows
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
showing this to my husband and waggling my eyebrows
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i just did it all scared
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i just did it all scared
Before committing ttrpg theory or discourse, always repeat the following mantra: "Literally no one believes a game's mechanisms and procedures have no effect on play, and literally no one believes a game's mechanisms and procedures determine the entire scope of play"
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Before committing ttrpg theory or discourse, always repeat the following mantra: "Literally no one believes a game's mechanisms and procedures have no effect on play, and literally no one believes a game's mechanisms and procedures determine the entire scope of play"
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incredibly crowded field, some truly elite options, but I think this remains this era's most insulting thing we were asked to believe was real
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
incredibly crowded field, some truly elite options, but I think this remains this era's most insulting thing we were asked to believe was real
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Here it is. The final 24 hours. You've helped coax banked embers into a steady flame. Tell me, what is one thing you'll bring with you into What-Comes-Next? Seeds? Thread? A good kitchen knife? What will you make of what's left? Together, let's light up the world.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Here it is. The final 24 hours. You've helped coax banked embers into a steady flame. Tell me, what is one thing you'll bring with you into What-Comes-Next? Seeds? Thread? A good kitchen knife? What will you make of what's left? Together, let's light up the world.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
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Seconds to Chaos in Chicago: Car door ripped open and phone smashed to the ground as Citizen Records ICE in public.
When "rights" aren't respected on the street, your safety is the priority. Watch your back, friends.
When "rights" aren't respected on the street, your safety is the priority. Watch your back, friends.
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Seconds to Chaos in Chicago: Car door ripped open and phone smashed to the ground as Citizen Records ICE in public.
When "rights" aren't respected on the street, your safety is the priority. Watch your back, friends.
When "rights" aren't respected on the street, your safety is the priority. Watch your back, friends.