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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 29m

talking shop with the fellas

187k images of ANYTHING is absurd
a two hour movie shot at 24fps is
172.8k frames
he has more images of robot porn than Interstellar has single frames

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 14h

Oh hey, I start my new job tomorrow btw :)

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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 15h

With apologies to Dodgers fans, I have not experienced this level of delight watching a baseball game in a WHILE.

A bases-loaded 8-6-3 double play, no runs scored??????????

WHAT??????

I am howling at the moon; this rules. This is Halloweenball. This is haunted chaos. Maybe my favorite play ever

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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 15h

Baseball really is the best sport because all it takes is one little bobble and suddenly a game built on routine and order devolves into panic and chaos

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15h

what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee

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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 15h

That has to be the first 8-6-2-2 grounded into a double play ever?

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 15h

what in the name of god was THAT (complimentary)

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 16h

100 years of suffering upon the Los Angeles Dodgers. May their bats chip and shatter. May any playoff joy turn to ash in their mouths.

Go Brewers.

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 17h

Oh look they scored

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 17h

I can't believe I'm flipping over to the Flyers game 😭😭😭

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Stephen 🇵🇸 @tgk.bsky.social · 17h

Ah, well. Nevertheless,

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 1d

democrats pretend winning elections is this Herculean task when all they have to do is follow the blueprint of the guy who won so hard they changed the rule to "you can only be president for 8 years"

logo, acting spoopy @logophobe.bsky.social · 2d

Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign

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Space Man @spacebirdy.bsky.social · 17h

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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 17h

When 34-year-old Mitch Garver hits a triple

_troyjohnson on twitter:

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 23h

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 1d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.