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Eve Harms, Gourd Respecter
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I’m Eve, a horror/bizarro/exploitation writer based in LA, author of TRANSMUTED. I also make zines, apps and whatever else I feel like 🤡. Follow for updates on my work, jokes, cool stuff, insights, shitposts. 🏳️‍⚧️🕎🍉🪬

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The cool art I got from Comic Arts LA yesterday! CALA is so inspiring every year, it fills be with awe to see in person all of the unique art and the artists behind them. Fan art is kept to a minimum, so you get to see a lot of original work!
December 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Impressing a society of evil wizards by telling them about your prolific “doom scroll” habit until they figure out what you actually mean
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“This is not passing the vibe check” okay, but when was the last time you had your vibe checker looked at
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fiction writers: how well do you tend to know your characters? Are they mostly a feeling and the information you know about them is just enough to support the writing? Or do you know much more about them than will ever be revealed to readers?
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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words to take to heart. every single word is an aesthetic object in a book to me, and taking the time to hammer every last nail into its place is how magic happens. you're spot on - we need to reach inward, slowly, painfully, and pry the raw, real human shit from our guts in full vulnerability 🙏
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Still thinking about this. This is absolutely the funniest meal you could be eating while watching Mad God (2021) without knowing what you're getting into
omgg... i went into mad god completely blind and had made a huge bowl of spaghetti bolognese to eat while watching this new movie that's on shudder :')
December 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fanfi does fantastic erotic sicko art, and you should absolutely follow along
I'm here and I'm slow-arting, come with me on my journey
It's time for slower art. The constant churn and grind pushed by techno capitalism has reached its inevitable conclusion with AI slop. Let's make our best work and be patient with our process. Let's release art that's worth stopping for and savoring. Let's show each other what humans can do
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's time for slower art. The constant churn and grind pushed by techno capitalism has reached its inevitable conclusion with AI slop. Let's make our best work and be patient with our process. Let's release art that's worth stopping for and savoring. Let's show each other what humans can do
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Yes. 100% yes. And don't be afraid to take the time you need to make your best work. The race to the bottom is over.
I’m always saying the same shit and I mean it every time. In the age of soulless AI slop, nothing matters more than your voice, so write/create whatever makes you happy. Make it weird. Make it dark. Make it queer. Make it surreal, diverse, sexy. Make it political as fuck. Do YOU.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Watch this with the sound off and try to imagine what he could be saying and then unmute it and watch it again
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The future of tech is getting roofied by a tulpa posing as a prostitute and walking up in an empty bathtub with no kidneys and ears for fingers
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Me, at the Roman colosseum watching a man being torn apart by lions and thirty oiled up gladiators fight inside the radius of a fiery chariot race: When are we getting to the good part
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mad God (2021), I foolishly smoked a blunt with a friend before it & was heroically fighting off a panic attack during multiple portions of the film. Fortunately I'd already seen the it, or I would've lost that battle and sent over the edge for sure. That film was meant to be seen on the big screen
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Handmaiden (2016) at the Laemmle in Pasadena. I knew absolutely nothing about the film except the title & director, Park Chan-wook. I was literally on the edge of my seat from the opening shot until the end of the film which ended up being a historical lesbian-erotic thriller with insane twists
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Under the Skin (2013) at the Vista Theater in Hollywood on a hot summer night. The air conditioning was broken in the packed theater. The oppressive heat & being covered in sweat no doubt added to the experience of an already transcendent film. They gave every one vouchers for a free ticket on exit
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Announcing that all government documents under my administration will be written in Comic Papyrus, excepting secret documents which will be written in Zapf Dingbats. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
She's impossible to buy gifts for
girlfriend who's always getting angry when things aren't "transcendent"
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
girlfriend who's always getting angry when things aren't "transcendent"
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me, waiting at the DMV: This isn't transcendent at all

Guy, next to me tripping balls: Bro I'm just here for my driver's test

Fly, landing on my ear: bzzz bzzzt

Mysterious child: The crows speak through their movements as a murder, they warn of things to come

Loudspeaker Now serving # 555555555-
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Getting ready for 2026 like
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Collective unconscious check: What did you dream about last night?
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
iPhone? They should call it a "me phone" because this generation is all "me me me"
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"It builds character!" Great. But, there's such a thing as having too much "character"
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM