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Dyna Moe | illustration and/or comedy
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I would like to see birds evolve into snakes. Devolve? Adopt snake-like forms.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I would like to see birds evolve into snakes. Devolve? Adopt snake-like forms.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
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I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.
Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)
DM me
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Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.
A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.
www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.
www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.
A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.
www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.
www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
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Olmec head
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Olmec head
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
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Still traumatizing children 66 years later, René Cardona's Santa Claus - Released in Mexico this day in 1959
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Still traumatizing children 66 years later, René Cardona's Santa Claus - Released in Mexico this day in 1959
I would like to see birds evolve into snakes. Devolve? Adopt snake-like forms.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I would like to see birds evolve into snakes. Devolve? Adopt snake-like forms.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
Like, a parrot head at one end, then a long feathery tube and then, I dunno, a bird tail at the end. Slithering around trees.
Can they fly? There are snakes who glide on air currents, so they could do that.
MANK.
Celebrating today as it should be done: watching PHILADELPHIA STORY, WOMAN OF THE YEAR, ALL ABOUT EVE, and GUYS AND DOLLS while drinking whiskey (neat) and exchanging rapid-fire banter with my wife.
There's a reason the holiday is called "Manksgiving," after all.
There's a reason the holiday is called "Manksgiving," after all.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
MANK.
Paul Simon in a turkey costume.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Paul Simon in a turkey costume.
No one at dinner likes football or racism, so my thanksgivings have all been pretty sedate.
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
No one at dinner likes football or racism, so my thanksgivings have all been pretty sedate.
FIRST ORDER TODAY.
still 13 left.
still 13 left.
Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.
A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.
www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.
www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
FIRST ORDER TODAY.
still 13 left.
still 13 left.
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For millions of years, early man wasn't able to cut his toenails. Like, attempt that with a flint edge and you'd cut your toes to ribbons!
When time travel is perfected and commonplace, I would use it to pick up random Neanderthals and take them to Spa Castle for mani/pedis.
When time travel is perfected and commonplace, I would use it to pick up random Neanderthals and take them to Spa Castle for mani/pedis.
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
For millions of years, early man wasn't able to cut his toenails. Like, attempt that with a flint edge and you'd cut your toes to ribbons!
When time travel is perfected and commonplace, I would use it to pick up random Neanderthals and take them to Spa Castle for mani/pedis.
When time travel is perfected and commonplace, I would use it to pick up random Neanderthals and take them to Spa Castle for mani/pedis.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU DEAD MAN
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU DEAD MAN
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It was my late mother that taught me the meaning of Thanksgiving: grudging obligation.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It was my late mother that taught me the meaning of Thanksgiving: grudging obligation.
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Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Proof that @mkupperman.bsky.social is a genius:
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
Gordon Ramsay's Fairy Tale Toilet Kitchen Nightmares.
I never watched his Fox show, so I assume this really happened.
michaelkupperman.com/shop/gordon-...
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It's ThanksgivEve so remember to leave your shoes out so St. Pardoned Turkey will fill them with cranberry sauce (if you're good).
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's ThanksgivEve so remember to leave your shoes out so St. Pardoned Turkey will fill them with cranberry sauce (if you're good).
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The problem with traditional Thanksgiving food is the menu was created by joy-hating religious British expats who were starving to death.
Food that tasted good was literally against the tenets of Puritanism
Food that tasted good was literally against the tenets of Puritanism
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The problem with traditional Thanksgiving food is the menu was created by joy-hating religious British expats who were starving to death.
Food that tasted good was literally against the tenets of Puritanism
Food that tasted good was literally against the tenets of Puritanism
Olmec head
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Olmec head
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
llustrated by Frank Lacano (1971)
It's ThanksgivEve so remember to leave your shoes out so St. Pardoned Turkey will fill them with cranberry sauce (if you're good).
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's ThanksgivEve so remember to leave your shoes out so St. Pardoned Turkey will fill them with cranberry sauce (if you're good).
