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Dyna Moe | illustration and/or comedy
portfolio → nobodyssweetheart.com
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Your depression. Monetize it. $4.

square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Smell like Fred Schneider.

(this is a real product)

www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Rica...
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I only have five pairs left of the #VentureBros Pete White and Billy Quizboy tarot card stickers

The Pair (one of each) for $9 → square.link/u/G4IONcKi

Billy the Fool for $5 → square.link/u/34kq53m1

Pete the Magician for $5 → square.link/u/5DcYSTW3
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I finally have the cat stickers I've been waiting months to ship and it's not even a Thursday I can plug them to Cats of Yore readers (Yore readers?)

How is that fair?

www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.

A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.

www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK

Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2

square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Photos of San Diego from earlier this week
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
PSSSTTTT. Hey buddy. Yeah, you.

I may be getting new stickers in today. In today's mail even, but, uh, you didn't hear it from me, ok?
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The original had more curlicues and decorations, as befits a 19th century promotional card or bar mirror, but the client worried the title was hard to read, so it got pared back.

(I mourn for losing the ends of the "Love Language" banner)
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The revised and simplified GASLIGHTING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE flyer went to the printer today.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I put my #pitch document and my #pilot #script into magazine mock-up templates so they look like they physically exist.

Aren't they handsome?

#buymytvshow
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just crib from this list
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This isn't for sale, but I just want to show off Marcel smoking a pipe again. My finest spec piece I made this week.

I'm a professional, if underemployed, artist.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This might be disrespectful of the source material, but I made it anyway
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.

$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.

Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)

DM me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cat reading Christine by Stephen King

(Cats would find it scarier if it were about a vacuum)
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is more a character exploration (inconsistent, too detailed for #animation) than a character model sheet.

(I haven't done a 360° turnaround or made these sheets for the other four characters.)
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is my favorite uncanny man-sized creep doll, though, from the GODDAMNED USA. A Simulacrum John Hodgman

www.etsy.com/listing/1275...
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Can this be a reaction meme now?
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Welcome to the Uncanny Valley- CRAFTSTER STYLE!

Life-sized cloth man dolls? Excellent craftsmanship but very much NO THANK YOU.

kids.nunodoll.com/lifesize/man...
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I thought maybe I should do a Quizbowl holiday card with super-difficult Christmas & New Years related trivia questions.

I don't think I can reuse "this will be our year" for a third year in a row.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Filled with delight. Spud Boy status FINALLY confirmed.
(found at HiFi Arts Co in University Heights, SD)
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM