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Dyna Moe | illustration and/or comedy
portfolio → nobodyssweetheart.com
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I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.

$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.

Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)

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Your depression. Monetize it. $4.

square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
All I want for Christmas is a job, an apartment and the commander of the free world to choke to death on a lukewarm cheeseburger
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just think LucasArts should drop this "Star War" shit and go back to making funny adventure games for PC.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.

A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.

www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Your depression. Monetize it. $4.

square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I've drawn 40+ cats reading books for authors and readers both.

$75 for a drawing of any cat (your cat, friend's cat, imaginary cat) reading any book (literary fiction, beach read, comics, academic treatise). You get the digital illustration file.

Makes a great Holiday gift. (Just sayin'.)

DM me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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11/24/1988
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
weirdly, there's been a rush on these as well.

ONLY THREE PAIRS LEFT.
I only have five pairs left of the #VentureBros Pete White and Billy Quizboy tarot card stickers

The Pair (one of each) for $9 → square.link/u/G4IONcKi

Billy the Fool for $5 → square.link/u/34kq53m1

Pete the Magician for $5 → square.link/u/5DcYSTW3
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I have been cleared of the charge of "hate speech" on my Cats Reading Books gallery.

www.behance.net/gallery/2291...
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
For a challenge, clear your ear with 40 q-tips at once.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One order today so far!
"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK

Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2

square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Smell like Fred Schneider.

(this is a real product)

www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Rica...
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I only have five pairs left of the #VentureBros Pete White and Billy Quizboy tarot card stickers

The Pair (one of each) for $9 → square.link/u/G4IONcKi

Billy the Fool for $5 → square.link/u/34kq53m1

Pete the Magician for $5 → square.link/u/5DcYSTW3
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oops! All Glitter Pipe Cat is on ETSY for now, until I think of something better.

A powerhouse of sparkle in a 2.5" vinyl round. Yours for $3.

www.etsy.com/listing/4410...
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Stop Forcing AI Into Every Fucking Thing" stickers are BACK IN STOCK

Brighter than ever— a rich ketchup-y orange-red.
3" circle of thick vinyl, yours for $2

square.link/u/BFQkzE6U
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Photos of San Diego from earlier this week
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
PSSSTTTT. Hey buddy. Yeah, you.

I may be getting new stickers in today. In today's mail even, but, uh, you didn't hear it from me, ok?
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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It's a great time to be a moron in America.

Sucks for everyone else.
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Isambard Kitten Brunel is a beautiful pun name for cat or a stripper.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isambar...
I reckon you can learn a lot about the atmosphere in various Oxford colleges by looking at what they choose to name their cats (courtesy of @oxfordclarion.bsky.social ). We should all aspire to the energy of a Teabag, Isambard Kitten Brunel, or an Admiral Flapjack

oxfordclarion.uk/college-cats...
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My gallery of cartoon cats reading books has been removed from Behance by Adobe, accusing me of violating their "Hate" policy.

I assume including the cover of MAUS (with a stylized swastika on it) in one illustration triggered some AI moderation, more proof of AI ruining artists' lives
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The revised and simplified GASLIGHTING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE flyer went to the printer today.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM