J. Elvis Weinstein
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I'm moving my annual twitter thanksgiving joke to Bluesky
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I'm fine with whatever order you rank the Star Wars movies. Who am I to question your religion?
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm fine with whatever order you rank the Star Wars movies. Who am I to question your religion?
I'm fine with whatever order you rank the Star Wars movies. Who am I to question your religion?
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm fine with whatever order you rank the Star Wars movies. Who am I to question your religion?
JJ McCarthy is going to need a morale boost after this game. Is Tommy Kramer on Cameo?
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
JJ McCarthy is going to need a morale boost after this game. Is Tommy Kramer on Cameo?
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How many times do we have to go over this, the history that will repeat itself goes into the recycling bin of history, the rest goes into the dustbin.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
How many times do we have to go over this, the history that will repeat itself goes into the recycling bin of history, the rest goes into the dustbin.
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Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?
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MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Has Ken Burns "The American Revolution" begun to unite the country yet? If arrows on maps and the measured tones of Peter Coyote can't do it, what hope is there?
How many times do we have to go over this, the history that will repeat itself goes into the recycling bin of history, the rest goes into the dustbin.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
How many times do we have to go over this, the history that will repeat itself goes into the recycling bin of history, the rest goes into the dustbin.
MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
MTG is kind of like Harvey Korman - once she broke character, the whole sketch fell apart.
This news knocked my block off. RIP
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This news knocked my block off. RIP
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/a...
Got a question for #TestShow426? Leave it here and/or use the hashtag by 9am tomorrow (Friday)
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Got a question for #TestShow426? Leave it here and/or use the hashtag by 9am tomorrow (Friday)
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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I liked it before the term "atmospheric river" came into use and the meteorologists would just refer to it as "a fuck-ton of rain."
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I liked it before the term "atmospheric river" came into use and the meteorologists would just refer to it as "a fuck-ton of rain."
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Ken Burns documentaries always feel like you're coming in at a random point of a perpetual Ken Burns documentary that's been playing for 30 years.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ken Burns documentaries always feel like you're coming in at a random point of a perpetual Ken Burns documentary that's been playing for 30 years.
Ken Burns documentaries always feel like you're coming in at a random point of a perpetual Ken Burns documentary that's been playing for 30 years.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ken Burns documentaries always feel like you're coming in at a random point of a perpetual Ken Burns documentary that's been playing for 30 years.
I liked it before the term "atmospheric river" came into use and the meteorologists would just refer to it as "a fuck-ton of rain."
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I liked it before the term "atmospheric river" came into use and the meteorologists would just refer to it as "a fuck-ton of rain."
Right before ballots go out.
BREAKING: Trump promises $2,000 tariff checks by mid-2026
Trump promises $2,000 tariff checks by mid-2026
The checks would probably require legislation, Sec. Bessent has said.
trib.al
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Right before ballots go out.
Houdini's death was a real punch in the gut.
Heard two references two Caleb Williams performing “Houdini” acts during the broadcast of the Bears game today. Next year will be 100 years since Harry Houdini died. We must have really fallen off in escape artist production if we don’t have any more recent examples we can use.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Houdini's death was a real punch in the gut.
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"I am a drug historian." Sounds like something a 1980's Chevy Chase character would say before snorting all of someone's coke.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"I am a drug historian." Sounds like something a 1980's Chevy Chase character would say before snorting all of someone's coke.
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Liberals have guns, we just don't put them in our holiday cards.
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
More liberals, people of color and LGBTQ Americans say they're buying guns out of fear
The image of gun ownership in America has been white, rural and Republican, but that's been changing as more liberals and minorities have been buying guns, especially after the 2024 election.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Liberals have guns, we just don't put them in our holiday cards.
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I've always wondered if social media would be a different place if they used the word "Observers" instead of "Followers."
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I've always wondered if social media would be a different place if they used the word "Observers" instead of "Followers."
Is Donkey OK?
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Is Donkey OK?