J. Elvis Weinstein
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Showbiz General Practitioner
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks
DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be?
STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks
PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
One of the remnants of growing up as one of two boys is that I still believe I'm entitled to half of every pizza,
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
One of the remnants of growing up as one of two boys is that I still believe I'm entitled to half of every pizza,
They should call it a random cancer test to the players, they'll pee with less resentment.
A random drug test detected cancer. Broncos linebacker Alex Singleton played a game, then had surgery
A random drug test detected cancer. Broncos linebacker Alex Singleton played a game, then had surgery
Thousand Oaks High product and Broncos captain Alex Singleton had testicular cancer removed a day after making nine tackles against the Raiders.
www.latimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They should call it a random cancer test to the players, they'll pee with less resentment.
This Ballroom is Trump's last chance at an erection.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This Ballroom is Trump's last chance at an erection.
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A 30-year mortgage already feels like a 50-year mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A 30-year mortgage already feels like a 50-year mortgage
A 30-year mortgage already feels like a 50-year mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A 30-year mortgage already feels like a 50-year mortgage
Redskins fans would have continuously booed him yesterday too.
Trump: "The Commanders as opposed to the Redskins. What happened to the Redskins?"
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Redskins fans would have continuously booed him yesterday too.
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However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
However this vote turns out, boy you suck at this.
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There's a fantastic Chuck Berry tribute here consisting mostly of him talking and playing, starting at 24:33 (lasts about 15 minutes, which I found to be a delight)
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
Ep 137 - The Midnight Special Episode | September 26, 1975
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's a fantastic Chuck Berry tribute here consisting mostly of him talking and playing, starting at 24:33 (lasts about 15 minutes, which I found to be a delight)
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
There's a fantastic Chuck Berry tribute here consisting mostly of him talking and playing, starting at 24:33 (lasts about 15 minutes, which I found to be a delight)
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
Ep 137 - The Midnight Special Episode | September 26, 1975
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's a fantastic Chuck Berry tribute here consisting mostly of him talking and playing, starting at 24:33 (lasts about 15 minutes, which I found to be a delight)
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
youtu.be/qPOICnfgNE0?...
Back when we had shame in the world, you wouldn't see a President fight so hard to starve Americans.
The Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments. apnews.com/article/snap...
Trump admin asks Supreme Court to halt order providing full SNAP payments for November
A federal appeals court leaves an order in place that requires President Donald Trump’s administration to provide full SNAP food benefits for November amid a U.S. government shutdown.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Back when we had shame in the world, you wouldn't see a President fight so hard to starve Americans.
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There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Roy Cohn is kvelling in his grave.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Roy Cohn is kvelling in his grave.
There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Reposted by J. Elvis Weinstein
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
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Got a question for #TestShow424 ? Use the hashtag and/or leave it here by 9am WEDNESDAY.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Got a question for #TestShow424 ? Use the hashtag and/or leave it here by 9am WEDNESDAY.
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It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
Got a question for #TestShow424 ? Use the hashtag and/or leave it here by 9am WEDNESDAY.
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Got a question for #TestShow424 ? Use the hashtag and/or leave it here by 9am WEDNESDAY.
It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
November 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's amazing that Dick Cheney was able to live 12 years with a human heart.
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People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People seem to feel betrayed by the fact that it doesn't require trapeze and high tech cutting tools to steal jewels.
The smallest man in the world.
Raju: Last week, you were very critical of Biden, you said he didn’t even know who was pardoning. On 60 minutes, Trump admitted not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire guilty of money laundering. Is that also concerning?
Johnson: I don’t know anything about it.
Johnson: I don’t know anything about it.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The smallest man in the world.
We beat the Blue Jays yet there's still a fog upon L.A..
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We beat the Blue Jays yet there's still a fog upon L.A..
That World Series was so great even John Smoltz couldn't ruin it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
That World Series was so great even John Smoltz couldn't ruin it.
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Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Bo Bichette? Bo Bichette? Where?