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unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town
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has alex karp always been this nuts
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
has alex karp always been this nuts
Whenever it says human grade on a bag of dog treats I’m like shit does this mean they’re entirely covered in diquat
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Whenever it says human grade on a bag of dog treats I’m like shit does this mean they’re entirely covered in diquat
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*getting vaporized by aliens flattening the surface of my planet in the name of their immortal emperor* if you broke just say that
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*getting vaporized by aliens flattening the surface of my planet in the name of their immortal emperor* if you broke just say that
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i hate to break it to you but i'm no longer with us
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i hate to break it to you but i'm no longer with us
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late night talks hit different in these
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
late night talks hit different in these
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Setting an alarm for “it’s too late” so I know just when to start
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Setting an alarm for “it’s too late” so I know just when to start
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don't look at midusa she'll turn you to ehh
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
don't look at midusa she'll turn you to ehh
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i dont use the past tense bcause im always present
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i dont use the past tense bcause im always present
You gotta help me out bro I’m outta town on some grimoire shit and I need you to go to my place and burn like 400 original Trimethius manuscripts. Yeaaah fine you can hit the rig
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
You gotta help me out bro I’m outta town on some grimoire shit and I need you to go to my place and burn like 400 original Trimethius manuscripts. Yeaaah fine you can hit the rig
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today marks my 32nd orbit around our benevolent god-sun, basking in it's warm gaze like a lizard on a hot rock. my only wish is that we all find kindness in each other but also maybe instead of feet we just have another set of hands so i can flip the cops off with twice as much power. quad bird, pig
September 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
today marks my 32nd orbit around our benevolent god-sun, basking in it's warm gaze like a lizard on a hot rock. my only wish is that we all find kindness in each other but also maybe instead of feet we just have another set of hands so i can flip the cops off with twice as much power. quad bird, pig
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tap that bell so you don't miss hardass chef gordon ramsey piss himself silly with utter horror at the atrocities she visits upon her subjects! he dry retches until veins pop in his eyes! no loving god could sit as idle witness! smash that like button to check out her recipe for a killer brioche,
September 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
tap that bell so you don't miss hardass chef gordon ramsey piss himself silly with utter horror at the atrocities she visits upon her subjects! he dry retches until veins pop in his eyes! no loving god could sit as idle witness! smash that like button to check out her recipe for a killer brioche,
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do i fear rice? yes. fear marks a healthy respect; with respect comes understanding. in order to temper and tame the grain, you must subject it to Various Flavours. saffron... coconut... coriander and lemon... these are the songs that soothe the beast. understand this, and you may kiss my rude son
October 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
do i fear rice? yes. fear marks a healthy respect; with respect comes understanding. in order to temper and tame the grain, you must subject it to Various Flavours. saffron... coconut... coriander and lemon... these are the songs that soothe the beast. understand this, and you may kiss my rude son
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doing the tom cruise run straight towards you. i am clearly terrified. every time you blink i get farther away. somewhere in the world a goose honks, but no one is around to hear it
October 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
doing the tom cruise run straight towards you. i am clearly terrified. every time you blink i get farther away. somewhere in the world a goose honks, but no one is around to hear it
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we’re supposed to believe these are entertaining napkins, and yet they’ve never made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
we’re supposed to believe these are entertaining napkins, and yet they’ve never made me laugh
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Everything was already possible, modern times doesn't even need itselves. I asked the muses if it was okay to say it that way and they hired a muse of red underlining
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Everything was already possible, modern times doesn't even need itselves. I asked the muses if it was okay to say it that way and they hired a muse of red underlining
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
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we need a quantitative answer about where the shadow lives
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
we need a quantitative answer about where the shadow lives
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Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
November 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: read it again but this time do the voices
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
Priest:
Whole Congregation: VOICES! 👏VOICES! 👏VOICES!👏
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
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I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
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i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge
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travelling at ten thousand times the speed of light but technically standing still; whiteout at the bow, blackout at the stern; as long as your trip is τ-monotone on god's time, you're golden. and if it's not? we'll cheer on the light show
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
travelling at ten thousand times the speed of light but technically standing still; whiteout at the bow, blackout at the stern; as long as your trip is τ-monotone on god's time, you're golden. and if it's not? we'll cheer on the light show
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"This is not who we are" has gotta be the funniest thing important people say all the time, right. Like just definitionally false
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"This is not who we are" has gotta be the funniest thing important people say all the time, right. Like just definitionally false
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"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"It's an Old Family Recipe" I say, as I poorly manage my emotional well-being