bafkreih
@direlog.bsky.social
sex cop. world hero. american moral terminus
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bafkreih
@direlog.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my dream wedding:
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
MAN BURSTING INTO CHURCH: stop! stop! that's not roslyn wellbelove! you're about marry *morgan skullgrave*!
CHURCHGOERS: *gasp in unison*
ME (turning, resplendent in my wedding-dress fashioned of swan-wings and conflict ivory, baring teeth filed to wicked points): i know
good girls will get a visit from the yuri spider. bad girls, too
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
good girls will get a visit from the yuri spider. bad girls, too
Yes, My Battle Cry Is 'Send Feet Pics, You Rebel Dog', There's Nothing Unusual About That
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yes, My Battle Cry Is 'Send Feet Pics, You Rebel Dog', There's Nothing Unusual About That
i have extra dreamlimbs from a childhood dream in which ARM GODDESS intervened when i was attacked by a vast bird
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i have extra dreamlimbs from a childhood dream in which ARM GODDESS intervened when i was attacked by a vast bird
often feel sorry for shodan. just think of that ugly, violent brute panting & sweating as it runs through the corridors of your mind
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
often feel sorry for shodan. just think of that ugly, violent brute panting & sweating as it runs through the corridors of your mind
doctor please. please stop testing me for "money vampire genes". i am merely a cog in a vast industrial machine that is slowly destroying all life on earth
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
doctor please. please stop testing me for "money vampire genes". i am merely a cog in a vast industrial machine that is slowly destroying all life on earth
woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed, worn down by life. doctor says, i have just the thing. bratty elf girl. woman says, "bratty elf girl?" doctor nods. bratty elf girl. "not clown pagliacci?" doctor shakes his head. bratty elf girl.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed, worn down by life. doctor says, i have just the thing. bratty elf girl. woman says, "bratty elf girl?" doctor nods. bratty elf girl. "not clown pagliacci?" doctor shakes his head. bratty elf girl.
darren aronofsky is such a great storyteller. who could forget this incredible moment from 'the fountain' which really moved me in the cinema
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
darren aronofsky is such a great storyteller. who could forget this incredible moment from 'the fountain' which really moved me in the cinema
sire. the puppygirls have breached the outer wall. we must retreat to the inner sanctum
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
sire. the puppygirls have breached the outer wall. we must retreat to the inner sanctum
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Watch for the goat's magick!
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Watch for the goat's magick!
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'Tis absolutely enormous!
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
'Tis absolutely enormous!
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Shall we jump? It might shorten our path ...Or our lives
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Shall we jump? It might shorten our path ...Or our lives
the smallest units of meaning are morphemes. *leans over the bar darkly* if you believe linguists, that is
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the smallest units of meaning are morphemes. *leans over the bar darkly* if you believe linguists, that is
trash was full of used adult diapers, torn wedding album sitting on top. environmental storytelling
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
trash was full of used adult diapers, torn wedding album sitting on top. environmental storytelling
cool how the computer can just lie to you now
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
cool how the computer can just lie to you now
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
incorrect, old man. my biggest weakness is someone pulling my hair and telling me i'm a slut. or being stabbed with the seven sacred daggers of tel megiddo. but the hair pulling is easier and requires less occult knowledge
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
incorrect, old man. my biggest weakness is someone pulling my hair and telling me i'm a slut. or being stabbed with the seven sacred daggers of tel megiddo. but the hair pulling is easier and requires less occult knowledge
PRECOCIOUS CHILD: oh! oh how beastly it is to be alive! the necessary surrender of childish authenticity for functional social existence! the wretched gap between public self and private truth! oh! oh!
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
PRECOCIOUS CHILD: oh! oh how beastly it is to be alive! the necessary surrender of childish authenticity for functional social existence! the wretched gap between public self and private truth! oh! oh!
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[detective waving phone around at crime scene] AI says this guy died of his injuries
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
[detective waving phone around at crime scene] AI says this guy died of his injuries
if i could be anyone i'd probably be denise crosby's character in miracle mile: a powerful businesswoman who knows about the upcoming nuclear war
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
if i could be anyone i'd probably be denise crosby's character in miracle mile: a powerful businesswoman who knows about the upcoming nuclear war
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AS AN EXPENSIVE COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER: *clears throat* we are, all of us, the future of forensic science. *leaves podium*
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
AS AN EXPENSIVE COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER: *clears throat* we are, all of us, the future of forensic science. *leaves podium*
Do you just want to be a cog in a machine your whole life? A gleaming, sexy cog, perfectly machined, utterly mindless, forced to rotate at whatever speed I command?
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Do you just want to be a cog in a machine your whole life? A gleaming, sexy cog, perfectly machined, utterly mindless, forced to rotate at whatever speed I command?
a whip is a snake you can kiss and it will never become angry or jealous
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
a whip is a snake you can kiss and it will never become angry or jealous
LRT reminded me of that oral history piece on the films of thomas vinterberg
![excerpt from an interview with thomas vinterberg:
Thomas Vinterberg:We created five, five or six clones of Claire [Danes, for It's All About Love]. In the end we only used two of them, and so most of the time we had these three, barely human, almost like puppydogs really, because we didn't bother implanting memories or anything, and so they were just lolling around the set...
They were actually very quiet, very peaceful.
And although I was worried about what we were going to do with them, it turned out that Claire was really, really good at getting rid of them. Absolutely uncanny. I mean, they say you should never trust anyone who says "I know how to get rid of a body," (laughing), but she was a real professional. I think she kept one of them, though. But I'm not sure what she uses it for, I haven't seen it in years. And that's a fact.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3jmsyyn5m47buyzcuam4xhva/bafkreiezrkkz2f2zvvvcdcjvgp5mjh2krpbhfl2nzpzphwl44eva7drupi@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
LRT reminded me of that oral history piece on the films of thomas vinterberg
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“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Unc” is a contemporary slang[1] term, an abbreviation of “Unchristian”, used originally to describe the evil clone[2] of Christian Slater[3] created in a freak laboratory accident on the set of True Romance[4]