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@copymama.bsky.social

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Writer of copy. Cultivator of small humans. Documenter of absurdity. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gfgaex5h5fdeoh732jzpj4jg/feed/aaai4jaqeykig

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · Oct 14

Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · Jun 12

Kids and cats have a lot in common: they don’t obey commands, their curiosity might kill them, and they love a good cardboard box.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · Jun 10

How may degrees of separation between Kevin Bacon and John Hamm?

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · Jun 11

It’s rude for the weather to be nice when you’re consumed by dread

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · Jun 11

in the afternoons i think someone should come in and turn off the lights and tell us we have to rest our heads on our desks for a bit

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Jun 11

It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · Jun 11

I saw a thing about being an innovator, and I was remembering when I used the knife sharpener stick to knock something up high out of the cabinet.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 12

I told my kid that an interview for a job in the legal profession was called a 'lawdition' and now I have another meeting with his teacher

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · Jun 11

I’m so Gen-X I still avoid the cracks in the sidewalk to protect my mother.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · Jun 9

The smallest type of animal is a minimal

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Sharky 🦈 @sharky.bsky.social · Apr 27

The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · Jun 12

Yogurt is one of my top 10, maybe even top 5 favorite gurts.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · Jun 12

cheese fountain > chocolate fountain comments closed

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · Jun 11

My husband left the kayak strapped to the car from when he had taken it out a couple days ago, and I had to drive to the grocery store feeling like I was impersonating someone who shops at REI.

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · Jun 11

I don't mind going out in public. I just hate when other people go out in public when I do

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · Jun 8

Obsessed with the pharma commercial trope of 'taking this medication will guarantee you can happily own a very boutique retail business'.

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Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · Jun 11

If you get a punny tattoo, the joke’s on you

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · Jun 10

I don't want to brag but I'm pretty damn Mid at a whole bunch of stuff

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 11

KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is?

ME: No sun

HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 10

Not to get all political on here but the word 'gush' is infinitely worse than 'moist'.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 10

Why did they call them aeronautical engineers and not flyentists?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · Jun 10

I'm sorry, I moonwalk when I'm nervous, Your Honor

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · Jun 3

Fool Michael Jackson once

Shamone you

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · May 25

"This seafood restaurant is now a crime scene. Nobody move a mussel."

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · Jun 9

My toddler learned about the concept of a grocery list and now says “but it’s on the list” for everything she wants at the store

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