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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 8h

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Gen Existential Crisis @ru12bseen.com · 10h

I like to watch the television series ALONE and act as if I would last more than 48 hours before the siren call of French fries made me tap out.

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 16h

It’s the 150th anniversary of the birth of Aleister Crowley, the man who – among *many* other things – once put an acrostic in an “apparently innocuous book of devotional verse” which spelt out ‘The Virgin Mary I desire but arseholes set my prick on fire’ www.weiserantiquarian.com/pages/books/...

A young Crowley, with a silly bow tie on, looking at camera with self-conscious intensity

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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 20h

Everything is AI these days. (derogatory)

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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 18h

I want Bad Bunny’s set to include throwing thousands of rolls of paper towels to the spectators.

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18h

After extensive research, I'm fairly confident now that it do be like that sometimes

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 19h

who up rn thinkimg bout breakfast

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 2d

People who try to act cute when they're not irritate the fuck out of me. Cuteness comes from within.

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 19h

Wow, where do you get that kind of optimism?

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 19h

Life would be so much easier if it wasn’t so hard.

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 19h

Successfully completed a small household project. Hopefully the feelings of being a complete failure will stay away for the rest of the day.

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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 23h

Job occupations, from an 1881 census. Every one of these sounds like something a sorely provoked Captain Haddock would should at someone in times of heavy stress.

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 20h

That’s me in the corner

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 6d

listens to your valid arguments but at 1.5x

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Heard an 8 year old kid sing the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song. I think kids just always know that. A kid in the 1800’s would somehow be able to sing it.

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 1d

“It’s pronounced cyclist” is a legit hilarious response

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 1d

Really hate being thought of as an idiot, almost as much as I hate BEING an idiot.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. Peanut was recently diagnosed with osteoporosis. Now he's Mr. Peanut Brittle.

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 1d

After saying “what” for the third time and still having no clue what they just said, is it okay to just crumple up in the fetal position until they go away?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9d

*gets laid off from self-checkout

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nickonhere.bsky.social @nickonhere.bsky.social · 2d

If you whisper, or mouth, something to me, so that others won’t hear, there is a 100% chance that I also will not hear/understand

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

hardly any floppy disks remain from shakespeare times

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2d

2015: Let your haters be your waiters when you sit down at the table of success.

2025: And another thing. I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2d

"What is it going to take before you drop your hate and say, 'Listen, the guy did the job!' I'm not running anymore, so you no longer have to do this whole charade. I turned the city around, folks—come on! ... Stop coming up with all of these creative ways of saying 'Eric failed.' Eric didn't fail."

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 5

I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 4d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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