@nickonhere.bsky.social
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Parking lots now feature “!WARNING ! ICE PRESENT” signs and you don’t know if it’s due to the temperature or the fascism.
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Parking lots now feature “!WARNING ! ICE PRESENT” signs and you don’t know if it’s due to the temperature or the fascism.
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So. Turkey Day is in 2 days. I need all y’all Millenials and GenX to dig deep down and remember the countless times you said “O’Doyle rules!” and quoted Austin Powers and laughed at 69.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So. Turkey Day is in 2 days. I need all y’all Millenials and GenX to dig deep down and remember the countless times you said “O’Doyle rules!” and quoted Austin Powers and laughed at 69.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
‘Memba?
Now, when your Gen Z/Alpha fam show up doing 6-7, I need you to SHUT THE FUCK UP and LET EM HAVE FUN.
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screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
screaming FUCK YOU into a banana phone
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
Come on Baker, you gotta make that tackle!
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Come on Baker, you gotta make that tackle!
Laying a flashlight on the floor is a great way to suddenly feel terrible about your ability to keep your home clean
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Laying a flashlight on the floor is a great way to suddenly feel terrible about your ability to keep your home clean
Why would you catch that punt?!
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Why would you catch that punt?!
Does Toyota rig their odometers? Is that how they get a reputation for lasting for so many miles?
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Does Toyota rig their odometers? Is that how they get a reputation for lasting for so many miles?
Jameis Winston out there having the time of his life
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Jameis Winston out there having the time of his life
Not foolish enough to ask how much worse it can get, but naive enough to imagine there must be a reprieve at some point
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Not foolish enough to ask how much worse it can get, but naive enough to imagine there must be a reprieve at some point
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
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Have you ever wondered if you misunderstood them and you’ve been calling your neighbour by their dog’s name for three years?
June 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Have you ever wondered if you misunderstood them and you’ve been calling your neighbour by their dog’s name for three years?
The Mississippi State University account on TikTok features this entomologist with the best accent, teaching me about the bug world. What a service!
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Mississippi State University account on TikTok features this entomologist with the best accent, teaching me about the bug world. What a service!
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Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
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Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” it’s a lie.
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” it’s a lie.
3yo is announcing that she will still live with us after she gets married. Considering that she is getting married to her imaginary friend tonight, I think that’s probably for the best.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
3yo is announcing that she will still live with us after she gets married. Considering that she is getting married to her imaginary friend tonight, I think that’s probably for the best.
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
Had to buy new winter coat, hat, mittens because my child refuses to stop growing. She loves what I picked out. Can I get a W in the chat?
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Had to buy new winter coat, hat, mittens because my child refuses to stop growing. She loves what I picked out. Can I get a W in the chat?
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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This woman is an absolute genius
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This woman is an absolute genius
Me buying flowers for my wife: fun, sweet, thoughtful, romantic.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me buying flowers for my wife: fun, sweet, thoughtful, romantic.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
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how do you guys post such, what’s the word … good ?
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
how do you guys post such, what’s the word … good ?
My brain whenever I notice that an elevator is made by the Schindler company: In England this would be called “Schindler’s Lift”
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My brain whenever I notice that an elevator is made by the Schindler company: In England this would be called “Schindler’s Lift”