@nickonhere.bsky.social
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Have you ever wondered if you misunderstood them and you’ve been calling your neighbour by their dog’s name for three years?
June 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Have you ever wondered if you misunderstood them and you’ve been calling your neighbour by their dog’s name for three years?
The Mississippi State University account on TikTok features this entomologist with the best accent, teaching me about the bug world. What a service!
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Mississippi State University account on TikTok features this entomologist with the best accent, teaching me about the bug world. What a service!
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Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
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Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” it’s a lie.
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every time I say “I’ll remember that,” it’s a lie.
3yo is announcing that she will still live with us after she gets married. Considering that she is getting married to her imaginary friend tonight, I think that’s probably for the best.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
3yo is announcing that she will still live with us after she gets married. Considering that she is getting married to her imaginary friend tonight, I think that’s probably for the best.
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
Had to buy new winter coat, hat, mittens because my child refuses to stop growing. She loves what I picked out. Can I get a W in the chat?
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Had to buy new winter coat, hat, mittens because my child refuses to stop growing. She loves what I picked out. Can I get a W in the chat?
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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This woman is an absolute genius
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This woman is an absolute genius
Me buying flowers for my wife: fun, sweet, thoughtful, romantic.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me buying flowers for my wife: fun, sweet, thoughtful, romantic.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
Guy I see at the store, buying flowers for his wife: obviously trying to make amends for his bad behavior.
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how do you guys post such, what’s the word … good ?
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
how do you guys post such, what’s the word … good ?
My brain whenever I notice that an elevator is made by the Schindler company: In England this would be called “Schindler’s Lift”
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My brain whenever I notice that an elevator is made by the Schindler company: In England this would be called “Schindler’s Lift”
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
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The more things change, the more they are different
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The more things change, the more they are different
Full Beaver Supermoon that’s it, that’s the skeet
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Full Beaver Supermoon that’s it, that’s the skeet
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
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Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Its amazing how much more annoying I can be but chose not to be.
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You ever accidentally tense up for 15-20 years?
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You ever accidentally tense up for 15-20 years?
The clock on the stove fooled into starting dinner prep an hour early.
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The clock on the stove fooled into starting dinner prep an hour early.
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parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
parenting is mainly about trying to sell your kids on outright lies like “eating Nerds before breakfast is a bad idea, buddy”
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THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you
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ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
October 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ATTENTION PARENTS: is your child texting about stealing from the Louvre? know the signs:
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
RTFM: robbing the famous museum
LMAO: looting my ass off
LSTCDTS: let's see Tom Cruise do this shit
MLM: Mona Lisa's mine
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I’m not asking for much, just someone who thinks my weird little thoughts are cute and only mildly concerning
November 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m not asking for much, just someone who thinks my weird little thoughts are cute and only mildly concerning