punished acabylon bee
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I got sunshine on a cloudy day
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royal flushes are woke bullshit. you dont have a royal flush. you have an ace high straight flush
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
royal flushes are woke bullshit. you dont have a royal flush. you have an ace high straight flush
im actually grateful for this because i don't have a clean copy of my pfp, im tired of having to recreate it from first principles
i have an impersonator, sadly they haven't kept active with my punished arc
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
im actually grateful for this because i don't have a clean copy of my pfp, im tired of having to recreate it from first principles
probably was curious to see if just following orders was ok
"She was especially interested in the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum..." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
National Guard member killed in D.C. shooting remembered for 'heart of gold'
The slain soldier’s former boyfriend recalled her empathy and generosity. “She doesn’t even have to know you and she’ll do anything for you,” he said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
probably was curious to see if just following orders was ok
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chuck norris can sing and dance. this isn't a joke im his agent. are there any broadway producers on here
May 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
chuck norris can sing and dance. this isn't a joke im his agent. are there any broadway producers on here
no shit evolutionary biologists have been perplexed by kissing for decades. if they were good at kissing they'd be marine biologists
Animals have been kissing for over 17 million years, a new study suggests.
Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
Kissing has long perplexed evolutionary biologists, given it has no obvious benefit to reproducing or finding food, while carrying the risk of disease transmission.
When was the first kiss? Over 17 million years ago, a study suggests.
Evolutionary biologists don’t know why we kiss — but new research suggests kissing evolved long before humans existed.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
no shit evolutionary biologists have been perplexed by kissing for decades. if they were good at kissing they'd be marine biologists
not defending trump but there very much are stupid questions. your teachers just wanted you to not feel self conscious. they were lying
We’ve always been told, right from school, that there are no stupid questions. Yet Trump keeps attacking journalists. Makes me wonder if he has ever attended an educational institution 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
not defending trump but there very much are stupid questions. your teachers just wanted you to not feel self conscious. they were lying
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this isn't actually my fight song, no..this is just a tribute
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
this isn't actually my fight song, no..this is just a tribute
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
your not being very raven right now your Honor
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
your not being very raven right now your Honor
the left wants you to say happy holidays
trumps president now, you don't have to listen to them anymore
happy thanksgiving
trumps president now, you don't have to listen to them anymore
happy thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the left wants you to say happy holidays
trumps president now, you don't have to listen to them anymore
happy thanksgiving
trumps president now, you don't have to listen to them anymore
happy thanksgiving
stop the presses! walmart chief people office thinks her minimum wage workers dont deserve happiness or fulfillment
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
stop the presses! walmart chief people office thinks her minimum wage workers dont deserve happiness or fulfillment
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Post your parents WiFi speed
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Post your parents WiFi speed
black friday savings used to be good. like $100 for a $1000 tv before 6 am.. just another thing zoomers will never know like owning a home or falling in love
I don’t know if anyone actually likes Black Friday but even for a shameless celebration of crass materialism it kinda blows. Every year Amazon is like “want to save 30% on a blender?” and I just think no, leave me alone
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
black friday savings used to be good. like $100 for a $1000 tv before 6 am.. just another thing zoomers will never know like owning a home or falling in love
"senseless violence has no place in america" yeah and clowns have no place in the circus
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"senseless violence has no place in america" yeah and clowns have no place in the circus
ill never pray for nazis
Violence has no place in America. Michelle and I are praying for the servicemembers shot in Washington, DC today, and send our love to their families as they enter this holiday season under the most tragic of circumstances.
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
ill never pray for nazis
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Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Mr Worldwide
we gibben een serieus thanks
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
we gibben een serieus thanks
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Wise investment advice from the president. Take your fake money to the casino and simply double it. Thank you sir
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wise investment advice from the president. Take your fake money to the casino and simply double it. Thank you sir
drinking pulp free orange juice is far more cringe than being vegan
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
drinking pulp free orange juice is far more cringe than being vegan
haha so true the 18 year old whose twitter dms you slid into before dating for 4 years is a bitch
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
haha so true the 18 year old whose twitter dms you slid into before dating for 4 years is a bitch
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Can't believe we're talking about the national guard shooting when some of us are still trying to grieve Charlie Kirk.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Can't believe we're talking about the national guard shooting when some of us are still trying to grieve Charlie Kirk.
ive been suspicious of olivia nuzzi since i pieced together that her surname was italian
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ive been suspicious of olivia nuzzi since i pieced together that her surname was italian
she was right about everything
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
she was right about everything
more than a million americans died of covid and most of the country doesnt give a shit. the sex scandal is the bigger scandal
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
more than a million americans died of covid and most of the country doesnt give a shit. the sex scandal is the bigger scandal
im not
I’m praying for the two members of the National Guard shot in Washington, D.C. today and their loved ones. Violence of any kind, especially against those charged with keeping us safe, is unacceptable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
im not