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tnrefugee.bsky.social
Rebel Yankee
@tnrefugee.bsky.social
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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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tnrefugee.bsky.social
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · Dec 2
Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d
Alexa what’s the best time to start trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 3h
“No kings” he proclaimed, refusing to honor the rules of checkers.
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tobestewart.bsky.social
Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 9h
My ears are ringing (but I’m not taking calls)
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10h
I'm pretty easy to take care of, just milk my venom glands and know that I never use double entendres I'm actually triple giving with poisonous single entendres
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weeder.bsky.social
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10h
Honestly, if granola is gonna have that many calories, just stop making it
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daddyjew.bsky.social
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 6h
all non double stuf Oreos should be called “diet Oreos”
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12h
Bluesky is broken because the main Link is missing
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12h
i guess los angeles successfully *turns to camera* dodged that one
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12h
what is milwaukee *turns to camera* brewing for the bottom of the 9th
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funkelly.bsky.social
Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10h
do you bite your tongue at me sir?

no! i bith my thung it hurths
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18h
i’ve never been shot so there’s a chance that i’m bulletproof
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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 1d
Wanna see the sex tape we made last night? Well we forgot to press record and fell asleep , so you can't.
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apexamigo.bsky.social
𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 22h
im getting my teeth darkened
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pinecellar.bsky.social
Pine Cellar @pinecellar.bsky.social · 23h
Oh shit oh fuck I just tried on my boyfriend’s reading glasses and words up close came in focus faster oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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tnrefugee.bsky.social
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 20h
Welcome back!
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d
Every morning "So what do you want out of today" just to feel okay sometimes, for having my eyes open "When do we want it? Now" no this isn't one of those "Great because now is only when you blink" it's a waking dream is it "Yep" okay cool
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 22h
I had to be honest. 😂
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myndconsultancy.bsky.social
Anita's Neurodiversity Consultancy @myndconsultancy.bsky.social · 23h
Anyone with ADHD/AuDHD know that feeling when you're AGGRESSIVELY uninterested in something? 😂

Like, it literally hurts your brain to keep listening??
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 23h
Flying saucers now emitting jaunty tunes to not be mistaken for an electric car, it's jalopy ironic adjacent
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tnrefugee.bsky.social
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 23h
Because I can’t get all of them in one picture ever, here’s our pack.
A very happy, very senior Bailey laying in her favorite place, on my bed. She’s a white and tan Whippet/Rat Terrier and she’s our oldest baby. Rescue dog. My Velcro baby, Molly. She’s a chocolate mini dachshund/Chihuahua getting up in years. Happy sitting on my bed with a stolen unicorn stuffy that’s as big as she is. Rescue dog smaller than most cats. This is Kali. She’s a rescue we found on the roadside and when we found the owners, they didn’t want her back. She’s a Weimaraner/Lab with maybe some Dobie. She’s got a bad hip from being hit by a car. She loves car rides and pup cups. This is the idiot we paid money for because my daughter wanted a golden doodle. She’s too smart for her own good and uses it exclusively for evil. She looks more like a golden poodle than anything. Her name is Riley and she’s still half puppy.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d
"Wait, I can explain..."
Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d
Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d
…and for some reason there’s a fair number of you who still want to see them 🤷🏻‍♀️
ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · May 2
At my age they’re more like “long naturals”
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tnrefugee.bsky.social
Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 1d
Seeing a therapist to figure out what the fuck is wrong with my sister.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d
I am drunk.

Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.
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