Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
“Making fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails is ableist because he MAY have been dyslexic” was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“Making fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails is ableist because he MAY have been dyslexic” was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are
It’s not that he was potentially dyslexic, he was a damn fool. Read his “thoughts.” He was as intellectual as a 7th grader. Like he was a dipshit that rich and influential people fawned over because they were either pedophiles and he got them victims or they didn’t care that he was King Pedo.
Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s not that he was potentially dyslexic, he was a damn fool. Read his “thoughts.” He was as intellectual as a 7th grader. Like he was a dipshit that rich and influential people fawned over because they were either pedophiles and he got them victims or they didn’t care that he was King Pedo.
sorry for being so cool
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sorry for being so cool
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
Me at Costco standing behind groups of people with multiple pallets of stuff who are leaving the store while I just have medication and a bag of Kirkland brand granola “I wanted to try”
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Me at Costco standing behind groups of people with multiple pallets of stuff who are leaving the store while I just have medication and a bag of Kirkland brand granola “I wanted to try”
So this reminded me that I went on a coffee date with a guy who injected (yes, injected with a needle) viagra directly into his dick so he could stay hard for hours
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
'injecting fluids into your dick to increase the size of your suit by a centimeter or two in order to give yourself just that little extra bit of lift' is just absolutely insane behavior im surprised we arent talking about it all the time
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
So this reminded me that I went on a coffee date with a guy who injected (yes, injected with a needle) viagra directly into his dick so he could stay hard for hours
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
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Of course I doubt I’ll be able to fully restore it to this stunning level but it is incredible what @polymatt.bsky.social did to @lgr-yt.bsky.social disintegrating laptop
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Of course I doubt I’ll be able to fully restore it to this stunning level but it is incredible what @polymatt.bsky.social did to @lgr-yt.bsky.social disintegrating laptop
Okay, retro PC people, let’s say that someone I love deeply bought me a Compaq Presario 433 for my birthday and the plastic around the monitor got obliterated. Should I try to weld the plastic using heat, MEK or other polymers? Or should I rebuild the case in CAD software and print it?
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Okay, retro PC people, let’s say that someone I love deeply bought me a Compaq Presario 433 for my birthday and the plastic around the monitor got obliterated. Should I try to weld the plastic using heat, MEK or other polymers? Or should I rebuild the case in CAD software and print it?
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I love pole dancing, but when people say keep “politics out of pole” I wanna slap them upside the head. Pole dancing is political
Maluna Li ☾ on Instagram: "NO human being is illegal.
Speaking from my body, my art, AND my values.
I am speaking as a black woman who pole dances. Being that I am able to see through both of those...
14K likes, 227 comments - maluna.li on January 27, 2026: "NO human being is illegal.
Speaking from my body, my art, AND my values.
I am speaking as a black woman who pole dances. Being that I am ab...
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February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I love pole dancing, but when people say keep “politics out of pole” I wanna slap them upside the head. Pole dancing is political
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A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“Older men bring emotional maturity and safety??”
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“Older men bring emotional maturity and safety??”
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
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Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
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Whoop Whoop
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Whoop Whoop
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
(looks up to the dark, sunless heavens and screams in horror)
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
(looks up to the dark, sunless heavens and screams in horror)
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
This isn’t real, y’all. He wants to install (on loan) a replica of the statue that got tossed into Baltimore Harbor that’s owned by John Pica, a lobbyist and president of the Italian American Organizations United (a group that doesn’t seem to exist other than maybe a press release).
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This isn’t real, y’all. He wants to install (on loan) a replica of the statue that got tossed into Baltimore Harbor that’s owned by John Pica, a lobbyist and president of the Italian American Organizations United (a group that doesn’t seem to exist other than maybe a press release).
“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish
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Bitch you fuckin wish
Newsom’s press team thinks Leavitt in a hanbok is a real takedown, because, in the end, most centrist political comedy is as racist and simplistic as anything the right churns out.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish
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Bitch you fuckin wish
We saw you from across the bar and really don’t get any vibe from you at all. Like we’re seriously indifferent towards you, even bored by you
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
We saw you from across the bar and really don’t get any vibe from you at all. Like we’re seriously indifferent towards you, even bored by you
(I appear at your brunch with a tiny siren on my head)
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
(I appear at your brunch with a tiny siren on my head)
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
dril was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
dril was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
remember when some people on here were like “dril is a cop” when he joined bluesky?
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
remember when some people on here were like “dril is a cop” when he joined bluesky?
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
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not mad, actually laughing
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
not mad, actually laughing
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This was the only thing bringing me joy during my workday so thank you for destroying my one glimmer of joy, bsky safety cops ☹️
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This was the only thing bringing me joy during my workday so thank you for destroying my one glimmer of joy, bsky safety cops ☹️