Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
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Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
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Whoop Whoop
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Whoop Whoop
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
(looks up to the dark, sunless heavens and screams in horror)
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
(looks up to the dark, sunless heavens and screams in horror)
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
This isn’t real, y’all. He wants to install (on loan) a replica of the statue that got tossed into Baltimore Harbor that’s owned by John Pica, a lobbyist and president of the Italian American Organizations United (a group that doesn’t seem to exist other than maybe a press release).
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This isn’t real, y’all. He wants to install (on loan) a replica of the statue that got tossed into Baltimore Harbor that’s owned by John Pica, a lobbyist and president of the Italian American Organizations United (a group that doesn’t seem to exist other than maybe a press release).
“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish
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Bitch you fuckin wish
Newsom’s press team thinks Leavitt in a hanbok is a real takedown, because, in the end, most centrist political comedy is as racist and simplistic as anything the right churns out.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish
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Bitch you fuckin wish
We saw you from across the bar and really don’t get any vibe from you at all. Like we’re seriously indifferent towards you, even bored by you
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
We saw you from across the bar and really don’t get any vibe from you at all. Like we’re seriously indifferent towards you, even bored by you
(I appear at your brunch with a tiny siren on my head)
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
(I appear at your brunch with a tiny siren on my head)
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
I’m with the secret police. This bitch right here told everyone I had a concerning mole on my left breast. What the fuck, Linda?? I told you that in confidence!!
dril was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
dril was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
remember when some people on here were like “dril is a cop” when he joined bluesky?
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
remember when some people on here were like “dril is a cop” when he joined bluesky?
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
if I recall correctly this was one of those guys who said that
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not mad, actually laughing
February 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
not mad, actually laughing
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This was the only thing bringing me joy during my workday so thank you for destroying my one glimmer of joy, bsky safety cops ☹️
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This was the only thing bringing me joy during my workday so thank you for destroying my one glimmer of joy, bsky safety cops ☹️
We all see that Epstein was barely literate and his “deep thinking” was nonexistent
Why the fuck was any “educated intellectual” talking to him unless they were benefitting from him? It’s like being friends with your drug dealer in that you wouldn’t hang out with him unless he was your drug dealer
Why the fuck was any “educated intellectual” talking to him unless they were benefitting from him? It’s like being friends with your drug dealer in that you wouldn’t hang out with him unless he was your drug dealer
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We all see that Epstein was barely literate and his “deep thinking” was nonexistent
Why the fuck was any “educated intellectual” talking to him unless they were benefitting from him? It’s like being friends with your drug dealer in that you wouldn’t hang out with him unless he was your drug dealer
Why the fuck was any “educated intellectual” talking to him unless they were benefitting from him? It’s like being friends with your drug dealer in that you wouldn’t hang out with him unless he was your drug dealer
dril is banned but DHS is totally allowed here
curious
curious
its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
dril is banned but DHS is totally allowed here
curious
curious
what is up with this place banning the only cool people???
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
what is up with this place banning the only cool people???
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dril banned it's over bro
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
dril banned it's over bro
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"Do you think Ghislaine Maxwell woke up every dat trafficking children" Yeah. I mean. Yeah, I think that her main thing
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
"Do you think Ghislaine Maxwell woke up every dat trafficking children" Yeah. I mean. Yeah, I think that her main thing
Thank goodness signal is back so I can resume consensually sending communist memes and full frontal nudes to my dearest friends
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Thank goodness signal is back so I can resume consensually sending communist memes and full frontal nudes to my dearest friends
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Melinda French Gates is a class act for how she’s speaking about this. She doesn’t stigmatize STIs (most of which are treatable or preventable with antibiotics and antivirals) or spew cruelness or vitriol on the victims (unlike some people I’ve seen). The real villains are her ex husband and Epstein
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Melinda French Gates is a class act for how she’s speaking about this. She doesn’t stigmatize STIs (most of which are treatable or preventable with antibiotics and antivirals) or spew cruelness or vitriol on the victims (unlike some people I’ve seen). The real villains are her ex husband and Epstein
Pine lore: I was basically raised with the Boy Scouts ever present. My parent was high ranking in the org. I was a Venture Scout (older co-ed group) after I stopped being a Girl Scout (my mom was very involved in the Girl Scouts too). Most of these fucks were likely nothing more than cub scouts
This administration is the pettiest bunch of little fucking babies ever www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Pentagon warns Scouts to restore ‘core values’ or lose military support
The relationship dates back decades, but Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has criticized the organization for allowing girls to join and changing its name from Boy Scouts.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Pine lore: I was basically raised with the Boy Scouts ever present. My parent was high ranking in the org. I was a Venture Scout (older co-ed group) after I stopped being a Girl Scout (my mom was very involved in the Girl Scouts too). Most of these fucks were likely nothing more than cub scouts
If they want partners, maybe they should develop personalities or maybe, just maybe, they don’t want to have kids
Regardless, women shouldn’t be forced to fuck losers. We do that enough on our own
Regardless, women shouldn’t be forced to fuck losers. We do that enough on our own
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If they want partners, maybe they should develop personalities or maybe, just maybe, they don’t want to have kids
Regardless, women shouldn’t be forced to fuck losers. We do that enough on our own
Regardless, women shouldn’t be forced to fuck losers. We do that enough on our own
Is Signal down? Hey @signal.org is everything okay over there?
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Is Signal down? Hey @signal.org is everything okay over there?
really getting sick of fragile ass bitches ruining fun things
February 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
really getting sick of fragile ass bitches ruining fun things