Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
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I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
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This is who you are mean to when you’re mean to me online
In other words, I deserve it
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Just cleaning out my photos
A woman with black hair and bangs holding a toilet wand and wearing a tin can crown while wearing a garbage bag
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Also Walmart is fucking evil
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Got a recruiter email

Let me just say I’d rather flay my own skin off than live in Bentonville, Arkansas
They are currently hiring a Senior UX
Designer for their B2C Walmart+ (memberships) team. The work is onsite at their headquarters in Bentonville, Arkansas and they are offering solid compensation packages and cover relocation expenses. Walmart allows you to start remotely and relocate within 3-6 months of start date.
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Ah yes, the “protect kids from predators online by letting them get manipulated by newly horny chatbots” tactic
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As someone who has gotten their boobies smashed a couple of times already, it’s not that bad and totally worth it for obvious reasons
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If that woman isn’t planning on getting a mammogram, she’s playing with fucking fire. Anyone who has estrogen flowing through their bodies should get mammograms. Breast cancer is no damn joke
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Like “Ring Around the Rosie” is for the plague, “An Apple A Day Keeps the Doctor Away” is a grim reminder of the Apple-Doctor War of the 1750s
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He only made three albums, but every one was fantastic
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Sad about D’Angelo passing. He was a true artist and one of the few musicians of my younger years who I was always so stoked to see when he randomly did collabs or projects. I nearly lost it when I heard he was doing the title song to Red Dead Redemption II and listened to it on loop for weeks
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Mornin’ everyone
Remember, don’t settle for less than you deserve
From Reddit: 
“You cannot spend your life with somebody that shits on the floor and mashes it down the drain with their foot. I feel like this isn't a thing that even needs to be verbalized.”

OP: “She just said it with such calm, I wanted to be sure, and now I feel so valid. I'm definitely breaking up with her.”
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Lmao they do look like that
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Cleaned and reorganized my vanity area yesterday so I have high hopes for today
A small vanity area in a closet with labeled bins and with heads. A pink neon smiley face hangs above where its eyes read “love”
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Currently organizing this weird space into a reasonable storage area for mostly cosplay and camera supplies (some stuff I’ve already thrown on my bed). Cary was being less than helpful so he has been banned from the area
A cat crawling over piles of stuff in a filled storage area Overhead view of a bedroom with junk on the made bed
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What about pussy from a girl who acts evil but is actually a big softie who just cannot get hurt again
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I may have to do that. I see my optometrist in January so I’ll see what she says then
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I already have shit vision (since I was 8). I don’t want fucking bifocals
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My advice to you taken from the words of David Lynch. Sorry you hate someone who is basically the new Mr. Rogers
David Lynch in the Twin Peaks reboot screaming “Fix Your Hearts or Die!”
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Oh shit oh fuck I just tried on my boyfriend’s reading glasses and words up close came in focus faster oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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Anyone going to MAGFest in January?
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If anything that Ren Faire taught me is that people appreciate seeing a fun costume. It felt good to do that again