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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
Pinned
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
I lean over a little and suddenly I’m a cat shelf. I get no respect even in my own damn home
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I lean over a little and suddenly I’m a cat shelf. I get no respect even in my own damn home
It happened again 😭
Me after a rat ran between my legs while I was walking away from the dumpster after taking out my trash
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It happened again 😭
Γκάρφιλντ και οι φίλοι του
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Γκάρφιλντ και οι φίλοι του
I may not be trans, but I sincerely love seeing trans joy 🧡🏳️⚧️
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I may not be trans, but I sincerely love seeing trans joy 🧡🏳️⚧️
Fell asleep at 7pm after stumbling into my apartment
Two and a half glasses of wine is my “I’m gonna just rest my eyes on the couch” limit I’ve learned
Two and a half glasses of wine is my “I’m gonna just rest my eyes on the couch” limit I’ve learned
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Fell asleep at 7pm after stumbling into my apartment
Two and a half glasses of wine is my “I’m gonna just rest my eyes on the couch” limit I’ve learned
Two and a half glasses of wine is my “I’m gonna just rest my eyes on the couch” limit I’ve learned
All I know is if and when I “put together a team,” at least one person is going to be French
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
All I know is if and when I “put together a team,” at least one person is going to be French
Finally, accurate representation
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finally, accurate representation
No, companies and corporations, I do not care who and what you are thankful for. Eat my ass, capitalist scum
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No, companies and corporations, I do not care who and what you are thankful for. Eat my ass, capitalist scum
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Made an oatmeal cookie apple pie and cleaned my kitchen like some person with their shit together. Before that, I made some oyakodon and pickles and took it over to a friend healing from surgery. What the fuck have I become?
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Made an oatmeal cookie apple pie and cleaned my kitchen like some person with their shit together. Before that, I made some oyakodon and pickles and took it over to a friend healing from surgery. What the fuck have I become?
Don’t fucking doxx people. That is just bitchmade behavior
technically, i’m not a member as i let that lapse & don’t pay dues
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
but i wouldn’t expect a complete random stranger to know that, even while doxxing me
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Don’t fucking doxx people. That is just bitchmade behavior
I need to learn her secrets
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I need to learn her secrets
I find it so funny when anti porn accounts follow my main
I’m like oh, oh honey no
I’m like oh, oh honey no
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I find it so funny when anti porn accounts follow my main
I’m like oh, oh honey no
I’m like oh, oh honey no
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“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Brb writing an essay about Japanese Nationalism before eating some Pocky
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Brb writing an essay about Japanese Nationalism before eating some Pocky
If I could tell my 10 year old self that in 30 years I would spend Thanksgiving at my Dom’s home helping his primary partner make food for a bunch polyamorous friends and family, my mother would appear and scream “get away from my child, you fucking weirdo” and hit me with her very heavy purse
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If I could tell my 10 year old self that in 30 years I would spend Thanksgiving at my Dom’s home helping his primary partner make food for a bunch polyamorous friends and family, my mother would appear and scream “get away from my child, you fucking weirdo” and hit me with her very heavy purse
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Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Bluesky: a place for 38 year olds to be silly geese
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bluesky: a place for 38 year olds to be silly geese
In this household, we play the same YouTube video essays over and over again as background noise while we shitpost on social media
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In this household, we play the same YouTube video essays over and over again as background noise while we shitpost on social media
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
Love being at the age where fucking DILFs and MILFs isn’t weird. It’s just fucking my peers
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Love being at the age where fucking DILFs and MILFs isn’t weird. It’s just fucking my peers
“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
My parents never put me on one of those toddler leashes and now I want to be on a leash as an adult
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My parents never put me on one of those toddler leashes and now I want to be on a leash as an adult
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
If Reddit existed in 1794
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If Reddit existed in 1794
What it’s like to live with me
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What it’s like to live with me
Me inside when a woman touches my arm affectionately
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me inside when a woman touches my arm affectionately