Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
I live in DC, have a license and do car sharing when needed, but I haven’t owned a car in over a decade
Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I live in DC, have a license and do car sharing when needed, but I haven’t owned a car in over a decade
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When I’m pleasantly surprised at the end of a date
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
When I’m pleasantly surprised at the end of a date
I’m 40 and I still want to nap on a Snorlax
Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I’m 40 and I still want to nap on a Snorlax
I love how my two cats teach me lessons like “don’t have your legs hanging off the couch while we frantically chase each other around the home because we cannot ensure your safety when we launch around obstacles (like your legs) due to the sharp needles we have hidden in our front and back limbs”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I love how my two cats teach me lessons like “don’t have your legs hanging off the couch while we frantically chase each other around the home because we cannot ensure your safety when we launch around obstacles (like your legs) due to the sharp needles we have hidden in our front and back limbs”
Oh you’re watching the Super Bowl
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Oh you’re watching the Super Bowl
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
Well I’ve been screaming into a pillow so who’s a better person
Fucking great. Great job people who claim they care about babies who actually don’t give a shit about babies. Thanks for coming to my city, you fucking fucks
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fucking great. Great job people who claim they care about babies who actually don’t give a shit about babies. Thanks for coming to my city, you fucking fucks
“Making fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails is ableist because he MAY have been dyslexic” was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
“Making fun of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails is ableist because he MAY have been dyslexic” was not on my bingo card for 2026 but here we are
It’s not that he was potentially dyslexic, he was a damn fool. Read his “thoughts.” He was as intellectual as a 7th grader. Like he was a dipshit that rich and influential people fawned over because they were either pedophiles and he got them victims or they didn’t care that he was King Pedo.
Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see
February 8, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It’s not that he was potentially dyslexic, he was a damn fool. Read his “thoughts.” He was as intellectual as a 7th grader. Like he was a dipshit that rich and influential people fawned over because they were either pedophiles and he got them victims or they didn’t care that he was King Pedo.
sorry for being so cool
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sorry for being so cool
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
(pretends to smoke a cigarette in the frigid temps because the cold air looks like smoke)
Me at Costco standing behind groups of people with multiple pallets of stuff who are leaving the store while I just have medication and a bag of Kirkland brand granola “I wanted to try”
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Me at Costco standing behind groups of people with multiple pallets of stuff who are leaving the store while I just have medication and a bag of Kirkland brand granola “I wanted to try”
So this reminded me that I went on a coffee date with a guy who injected (yes, injected with a needle) viagra directly into his dick so he could stay hard for hours
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
'injecting fluids into your dick to increase the size of your suit by a centimeter or two in order to give yourself just that little extra bit of lift' is just absolutely insane behavior im surprised we arent talking about it all the time
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
So this reminded me that I went on a coffee date with a guy who injected (yes, injected with a needle) viagra directly into his dick so he could stay hard for hours
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
It’s amazing what you learn over a latte
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Of course I doubt I’ll be able to fully restore it to this stunning level but it is incredible what @polymatt.bsky.social did to @lgr-yt.bsky.social disintegrating laptop
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Of course I doubt I’ll be able to fully restore it to this stunning level but it is incredible what @polymatt.bsky.social did to @lgr-yt.bsky.social disintegrating laptop
Okay, retro PC people, let’s say that someone I love deeply bought me a Compaq Presario 433 for my birthday and the plastic around the monitor got obliterated. Should I try to weld the plastic using heat, MEK or other polymers? Or should I rebuild the case in CAD software and print it?
February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Okay, retro PC people, let’s say that someone I love deeply bought me a Compaq Presario 433 for my birthday and the plastic around the monitor got obliterated. Should I try to weld the plastic using heat, MEK or other polymers? Or should I rebuild the case in CAD software and print it?
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I love pole dancing, but when people say keep “politics out of pole” I wanna slap them upside the head. Pole dancing is political
Maluna Li ☾ on Instagram: "NO human being is illegal.
Speaking from my body, my art, AND my values.
I am speaking as a black woman who pole dances. Being that I am able to see through both of those...
14K likes, 227 comments - maluna.li on January 27, 2026: "NO human being is illegal.
Speaking from my body, my art, AND my values.
I am speaking as a black woman who pole dances. Being that I am ab...
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February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I love pole dancing, but when people say keep “politics out of pole” I wanna slap them upside the head. Pole dancing is political
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A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
YouTube video by AILLBREAKFAST
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“Older men bring emotional maturity and safety??”
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
“Older men bring emotional maturity and safety??”
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
(Side-eyes in divorcee to an abusive man who was 15 years older than me)
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Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Holy shit you gotta see how fucking soy this Nazi white supremacist Jake Lang looks doing little baby kicks to knock over an ice sculpture lmaooooo
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Whoop Whoop
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Whoop Whoop
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
(looks up to the dark, sunless heavens and screams in horror)
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 AM
(looks up to the dark, sunless heavens and screams in horror)
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
I’M AWAKE, WHO’S UP??
This isn’t real, y’all. He wants to install (on loan) a replica of the statue that got tossed into Baltimore Harbor that’s owned by John Pica, a lobbyist and president of the Italian American Organizations United (a group that doesn’t seem to exist other than maybe a press release).
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This isn’t real, y’all. He wants to install (on loan) a replica of the statue that got tossed into Baltimore Harbor that’s owned by John Pica, a lobbyist and president of the Italian American Organizations United (a group that doesn’t seem to exist other than maybe a press release).
“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
February 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
“Don’t you miss the high engagement you got on Twitter?”
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
Me (remembering my later years on Twitter): …
“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish
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Bitch you fuckin wish
Newsom’s press team thinks Leavitt in a hanbok is a real takedown, because, in the end, most centrist political comedy is as racist and simplistic as anything the right churns out.
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
“What are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???”
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Bitch you fuckin wish
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Bitch you fuckin wish