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Pine Cellar
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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
I think some stress finally caught up to me so I’m gonna take some Benadryl and pass out
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This happened a year and a half ago after my cat died, my partner of 11 years broke up with me and I had been looking for a job for months (fun fact, the day after my birthday I got laid off. I had just received an award commemorating my 5 years of hard work at that company)
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m this tweet, but replace the sunlight with my skin hurting (due to stress/anixety hives)
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I love MoeFlavor. Their collabs are great
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Having some weird allergic reaction to something and had hives but I’m better now and fuuuucked up
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I took some benadryl and I am fuuucked up yall
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I didn’t know that CBS anchor Tony Dokoupil had a name
I thought he was just pushed out of a meat extruder somewhere
He supposedly interviewed that very meat extruder recently and is in trouble for that
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Just some ho
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This is true. This dumb slut doesn’t understand communism
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Pine Cellar
The future leftists want is a queer BDSM sex party filled with hot people and is well catered

The future fascists want is basically a circle jerk over a decomposing 1978 JC Penney’s underwear catalogue and there’s a single bottle of flat Mtn Dew that everyone has to share
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m doing my best thank you
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Thank christ
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Fuck it didn’t go down for me
What does that mean???
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Bluesky servers are housed in the twin towers??? 😱
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My first draft
it’s rough yall be kind
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I know a movie classic when I see one and it’s NOT some French film from 1950 that no one has ever seen or wants to see

People want Showgirls, Criterion
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
If the Criterion Collection was brave enough they would rerelease Showgirls
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Yeah, I heard they were started by Ross Perot and later acquired by HP. Love this commercial though
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The thing that’s so great is that all of these cowboys were actual working cowboys (not actors) who wore their own apparel for realism
February 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
26 years ago, this commercial for a now defunct tech company set the standard for Super Bowl commercials. Nothing has come close to this level of incredible for me
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Fuck discord, I’m going back to talking to myself
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Don’t get me wrong, Bad Bunny’s music is fun af
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Stolen shamelessly from Reddit
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Ey
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM