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kimbermahree

kimbermahree

@kimbermahree.bsky.social

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Life long member of the Clitterati 🦂♏️ Combination of mean angel and sweet devil. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rfhdzcjv3r5m7sui52xizhof/feed/aaagojn4vzon4

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kimbermahree @kimbermahree.bsky.social · May 23

I lay you to rest with a heart split in two: one half remembers the bruises, the other your lullabies.
I’m crying for what hurt me and for who loved me—because both were you.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · May 8

I hate taking a selfie only to remember I'm 20 years older than I thought I was

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · Jun 9

Cruising my TL, which is a mutuals feed, the only one I use, and I see a post by someone I don't follow and they don't follow me. Hey Bluesky, what the fuck is this shit?

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fungible thadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · Jun 9

I wish I came home to you

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · Apr 26

Starting the day off right by going for a walk, against my will

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Denim @denim22.bsky.social · Jun 9

My dog thinks that it’s time for shenanigans so I guess that’s what we’ll do

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · Jun 8

Goddamn but I enjoy some of you!

(not you, sit down)

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Nicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social · Jun 8

Being nice is getting me nowhere from now on I shall be evil instead

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · Jun 9

I feel like I could sleep for a week straight and still not be rested enough

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Jun 2

If you love something set it to music.

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · May 31

death by microtransaction

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · Jun 9

Every joke I make is a reflection of a real life situation and not at all imaginary I hope this helps

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Lisa, Duchess of Netflix @mslisam.bsky.social · Jun 2

My sexual prime is between the hours of 10pm and 3am.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Jun 4

Coffee with the hint of shut the fuck up.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · Jun 4

If someone puts energy into dragging you down remember it is likely because they are beneath you.

The real power comes from lifting people up.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Jun 5

i should probably stretch first

"parkrun" start and finish signs are mounted two feet apart on railings. A beach and water are in the background.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · Jun 5

When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · Jun 6

I’ll press like but I will most certainly not smash that subscribe.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · Jun 6

It breaks my heart when people can relate to my posts. I mean, what sort of chance do they stand?

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · Jun 8

Can’t right now, I’ve almost figured out the key my tinnitus is in

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · Jun 8

“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.