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Nicki💗
@awkwardandodd.bsky.social
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Scottish. Dancer. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (All photos my own) My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
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You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
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There’s a downside to going to bed at 9pm and 3am is it.
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two orders of enchiladas & a side of eternal darkness to go please
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Invest in physical media.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.
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Gianfilippo Usellini, The Magic Library (1960)
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i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks
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Appreciate how hard the media of my youth went with the “if he loves you, he will offer up the library of your dreams” messaging
Unfortunately for me I live at the top of a massive hill 😂
The long walk home, Edinburgh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I wonder what my cat's real name is. like in cat language
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I think it's healthy to wonder why people are outside on purpose.
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I need a refresh button for my thoughts
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The trick is to leave enough details online so that a determined mysterious rich uncle can find you but not enough so random murderers can.
You’ve seen my antennae!
One time I told people not to dm me because I looked like a potato but it turns out people really love potatoes and I got more dms than I had ever had in my life (I do not look like a potato sorry)
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i love being weird and off putting, but in a cool way
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Live • Laugh • Leave Me Alone
A man on the internet has decided that I am WRONG. My life is over. I am bereft, inconsolable, heartsick, ruined! I bow to your superior (and spectacularly wrong) opinions on everything oh wise one.
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Must be a great time right now if you're fuckin stupid
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little know fact, H.G. Wells stands for Hob Goblin Wells
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Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.