C 🇨🇦
@coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast.
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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated
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Big nopes energy today.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Big nopes energy today.
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the problem with people who repost you because you repost them is realizing how long and how far they went back just to find something worthy
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
the problem with people who repost you because you repost them is realizing how long and how far they went back just to find something worthy
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With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
With the skills and abilities I have at talking myself out of bed in the morning, I should be a hostage negotiator.
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I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I scare people away by asking them their longitude and latitude location
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I've never met a printer that wasn't a drama queen.
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've never met a printer that wasn't a drama queen.
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Can't wait to go to work and be treated like a subhuman drone for 8 hours.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Can't wait to go to work and be treated like a subhuman drone for 8 hours.
I retired into the night and look where it got me
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I retired into the night and look where it got me
Finding myself, one scar healed at a time
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Finding myself, one scar healed at a time
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wrapping these taco bell gift cards with toilet paper
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
wrapping these taco bell gift cards with toilet paper
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I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’d make you breakfast in bed and I wouldn’t even poison it
I love a good soup joke. Pho real
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love a good soup joke. Pho real
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I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
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don’t hate me because my fingertips smell like pizza
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
don’t hate me because my fingertips smell like pizza
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i just want to know what songs you're made of
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i just want to know what songs you're made of
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My toxic trait is saying "we’ll see" knowing damn well I already saw and the answer is fuck no.
May 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My toxic trait is saying "we’ll see" knowing damn well I already saw and the answer is fuck no.
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if you're posting this morning because you think you make more sense than last night I suggest you go back to sleep
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
if you're posting this morning because you think you make more sense than last night I suggest you go back to sleep
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We weren’t unfinished puzzles; our souls clicked into place to form a bigger picture
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We weren’t unfinished puzzles; our souls clicked into place to form a bigger picture
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Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Hey, I'm just trying to make the Internet a better place one shitpost at a time.
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day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
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Now here’s a little ditty I like to call
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA !
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA !
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Now here’s a little ditty I like to call
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA !
WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA !
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Being spun around on a playground merry go round would fix me.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Being spun around on a playground merry go round would fix me.