Pandy Fackler
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
Eatin' cotton candy from the garbage can
Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgj3iluiqavfhdzzsks5rujj/feed/aaajy66ez4kvy
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Pandy Fackler
@thatbrenna.bsky.social
· Jul 23
Host: Let's play Wheel Of Ornithology!
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
Me: Are there any jays?
Host: No sorry
Me: I'd like to buy an owl
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
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I go around pinching people in case they think they might be dreaming. It's a public service.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I go around pinching people in case they think they might be dreaming. It's a public service.
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Get a partner you can be yourself with. Someone who accepts you for who you are, no matter what. Someone who loves all of the little qualities that make you different & doesn’t mind that you are raising an army of zombie lawn gnomes for the sole purpose of attacking your neighbors azalea bushes.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Get a partner you can be yourself with. Someone who accepts you for who you are, no matter what. Someone who loves all of the little qualities that make you different & doesn’t mind that you are raising an army of zombie lawn gnomes for the sole purpose of attacking your neighbors azalea bushes.
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12 years ago, something from 19 years ago was only from 7 years ago
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
12 years ago, something from 19 years ago was only from 7 years ago
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I will not explain further but I believe we can solve an incredible number of problems by abolishing the despicable "Front facing camera"
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I will not explain further but I believe we can solve an incredible number of problems by abolishing the despicable "Front facing camera"
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Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
Omg insomnia sucks
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Omg insomnia sucks
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Cocaine so white it says “ope, lemme just squeeeeeze right past ya there and grab the ranch.”
Cocaine so white it asks "working hard or hardly working?"
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Cocaine so white it says “ope, lemme just squeeeeeze right past ya there and grab the ranch.”
Dude Nellie on little house was a bitch
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Dude Nellie on little house was a bitch
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If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would simply invent the internet
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would simply invent the internet
Cocaine so white it asks "working hard or hardly working?"
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
Cocaine is so white it goes towards the mysterious sound in a horror movie
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Cocaine so white it asks "working hard or hardly working?"
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Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
Cocaine is so white it goes towards the mysterious sound in a horror movie
Cocaine so white it claps when the plane lands
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
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ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
ME: can i borrow a pen
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen*
ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
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another banger thought up in a mid-nap haze lost forever into the ether
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
another banger thought up in a mid-nap haze lost forever into the ether
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"Sup."
-Jesus, greeting the apostles at the Last Supper
-Jesus, greeting the apostles at the Last Supper
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Sup."
-Jesus, greeting the apostles at the Last Supper
-Jesus, greeting the apostles at the Last Supper
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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sink low beneath the surface
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
sink low beneath the surface
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another 5-star review of my bluesky account!
I hate this so much.
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
another 5-star review of my bluesky account!
My spirit animal is that sleepy time tea bear
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My spirit animal is that sleepy time tea bear
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I don't think sleep is working for me anymore
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don't think sleep is working for me anymore
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me as a Bluesky therapist: shitpost and shit post are not the same
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: shitpost and shit post are not the same
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