SisBoomBlah
@andrewthemild.bsky.social
Andrew from Pennsylvania, sports fan, bird feeder filler, proud owner of three Level 7 Yahoo Answers accounts.
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John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
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they should make a Hey Arnold/Peanuts crossover where charlie brown finally kicks the football but it turns out it’s arnold’s head
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
they should make a Hey Arnold/Peanuts crossover where charlie brown finally kicks the football but it turns out it’s arnold’s head
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flying is such a great way to learn about what new colognes men are upending over their heads these days
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
flying is such a great way to learn about what new colognes men are upending over their heads these days
John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
John Cusack in 2025, standing in your driveway, holding his phone over his head, waiting for two unskippable ads to finish before In Your Eyes starts
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
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bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
bye bye piece of Chex mix that fell in the couch you live there now foreva
Oh, I see how it is (I have no idea how it is)
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh, I see how it is (I have no idea how it is)
Growing a handlebar moustache so that those who wish to sit on my face can do so in safety and comfort
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Growing a handlebar moustache so that those who wish to sit on my face can do so in safety and comfort
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
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[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
[dr frankenstein weighing dongs in both hands to see which one feels heftier]
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
I've always wanted to spark a backlash
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've always wanted to spark a backlash
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“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
A tomato is a fruit but it caucases with the vegetables
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A tomato is a fruit but it caucases with the vegetables
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
"I'm gettin' sore, see?"
-Edward G Robinson scheduling a massage
-Edward G Robinson scheduling a massage
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"I'm gettin' sore, see?"
-Edward G Robinson scheduling a massage
-Edward G Robinson scheduling a massage
Fixing the global economy by converting all currency to video game money. I would like to order a BLT, please. Yes sir, that will be 5 gold
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fixing the global economy by converting all currency to video game money. I would like to order a BLT, please. Yes sir, that will be 5 gold
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I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
July 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
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Interviewer: what would you do if you won the lottery?
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Interviewer: what would you do if you won the lottery?
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
Me: quit this fucking job
Interviewer:...
Me: provided you hired me of course
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“Chappell Roan” sounds like a Hallmark Christmas special about a young girl and her best friend, a shy filly.
December 16, 2024 at 12:35 PM
“Chappell Roan” sounds like a Hallmark Christmas special about a young girl and her best friend, a shy filly.
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could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
I escape house arrest by slipping out of my ankle monitor and putting it on my cat. "Wow, this guy sleeps a LOT" the cops say
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I escape house arrest by slipping out of my ankle monitor and putting it on my cat. "Wow, this guy sleeps a LOT" the cops say
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just saw ur post and threw my phone on the ground and started pissing on it but there's no button to express that
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
just saw ur post and threw my phone on the ground and started pissing on it but there's no button to express that
I think the "Doctor" Quinn already implies the "Medicine Woman" part, but whatever
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I think the "Doctor" Quinn already implies the "Medicine Woman" part, but whatever
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Today is the anniversary of when JFK, a truly great man and even greater president, was sadly taken from us far too soon when he was abducted by aliens and brought to their home planet of Brxlongar-17
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Today is the anniversary of when JFK, a truly great man and even greater president, was sadly taken from us far too soon when he was abducted by aliens and brought to their home planet of Brxlongar-17
One time I asked Santa to bring me 8 reindeer for Christmas and he's been stuck on my roof ever since
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
One time I asked Santa to bring me 8 reindeer for Christmas and he's been stuck on my roof ever since