Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill
@revdrdrphill.bsky.social
union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
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Dearest Husband and I have been complaining about how SNW Spock is never in character and then Boimler shows up and starts asking smart questions like "HEY, WHY IS SPOCK SMILING? DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS WEIRD?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dearest Husband and I have been complaining about how SNW Spock is never in character and then Boimler shows up and starts asking smart questions like "HEY, WHY IS SPOCK SMILING? DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS WEIRD?"
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Fellas, is it mid to do stand-up?
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Fellas, is it mid to do stand-up?
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Come at me bro. I’m in the bottom of this hydroelectric reservoir.
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Come at me bro. I’m in the bottom of this hydroelectric reservoir.
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See their stuff! www.kateleth.com
Kate Leth
www.kateleth.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
See their stuff! www.kateleth.com
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It’s Black Friday, or as it’s known since it went solo, Frankday Black.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s Black Friday, or as it’s known since it went solo, Frankday Black.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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I got my @mkupperman.bsky.social originals today!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I got my @mkupperman.bsky.social originals today!!
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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This whole thing is racist, but take particular note of the threat of denaturalization. That's stripping people of their citizenship, and that's the road to mass murder and atrocity.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This whole thing is racist, but take particular note of the threat of denaturalization. That's stripping people of their citizenship, and that's the road to mass murder and atrocity.
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This is my personal favourite piece I’ve written in a very long time. *puts on “personally attacked” t shirt under velvet coat
Alma Montague, 37, who exclusively wears luxurious fabrics, deep jewel tones and a permanent knowing twinkle in her eye, reportedly didn’t set out for a career as Merlin with tits, but has admitted that her eccentric dress sense could be “trying to tell me something”.
www.patreon.com/posts/143761...
www.patreon.com/posts/143761...
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This is my personal favourite piece I’ve written in a very long time. *puts on “personally attacked” t shirt under velvet coat
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
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Californians love that burger place
We Found the Rumored Girl With Huge Tits In This Small Town and Gave Her the Old In-Out In a River Bed and Field
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Californians love that burger place
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Yes, being American is generally embarrassing, but every thanksgiving suddenly ten people want to come to your house for dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Yes, being American is generally embarrassing, but every thanksgiving suddenly ten people want to come to your house for dinner.
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every so often i remember that i'm going to have a fang starting in january
a fucking FANG yall
and i get a little giggly and excited again
a fucking FANG yall
and i get a little giggly and excited again
this is so silly but i am so excited
i'm getting a new crown and it's my canine tooth on the top right. and they're sending all the scans off to the lab to get it made and i'll get it in January and
i asked if they could make it a fang
like a tiny bit, just a little longer
they said 'of course!'
i'm getting a new crown and it's my canine tooth on the top right. and they're sending all the scans off to the lab to get it made and i'll get it in January and
i asked if they could make it a fang
like a tiny bit, just a little longer
they said 'of course!'
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
every so often i remember that i'm going to have a fang starting in january
a fucking FANG yall
and i get a little giggly and excited again
a fucking FANG yall
and i get a little giggly and excited again
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Roy Lichtenstein is a fucking parasite who made millions— and his foundation STILL makes big bucks— off the work of comics artists. He refused to credit them, or share a penny with them.
His thievery is no different than AI scraping is now.
His thievery is no different than AI scraping is now.
Roy Lichtenstein is STILL a beloved pop artist, and everyone knew from day one that his work was repurposed comic panels.
That's like saying "Andy Warhol was once a beloved pop artist but today is recognized as a man who plagiarized his pieces based on soup cans."
That was the point of Pop Art.
That's like saying "Andy Warhol was once a beloved pop artist but today is recognized as a man who plagiarized his pieces based on soup cans."
That was the point of Pop Art.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Roy Lichtenstein is a fucking parasite who made millions— and his foundation STILL makes big bucks— off the work of comics artists. He refused to credit them, or share a penny with them.
His thievery is no different than AI scraping is now.
His thievery is no different than AI scraping is now.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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This is why you won't have healthcare in 2026.
Trump’s size obsession has put him at odds with the architect, who reportedly argues the 90,000 sq. ft. ballroom would overshadow the 55,000 sq. ft. White House, violating basic architectural principles.
It's, ultimately, another illustration of the crumbling checks and balances. trib.al/tAhurYp
It's, ultimately, another illustration of the crumbling checks and balances. trib.al/tAhurYp
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is why you won't have healthcare in 2026.
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Mentally replacing every "ChatGPT says..." or "we asked AI..." headline with "bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer."
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
Known for bold raids on urban bins, raccoons are becoming more domesticated – so how they look will gradually change, says science writer Helen Pilcher
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Mentally replacing every "ChatGPT says..." or "we asked AI..." headline with "bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer."
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The OG Simon's Cat film!
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...