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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

Walten Files has some real top stuff. Monument Mythos was amazing because there's no other medium you could do it in

Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

You gonna do this all the way up there, are ya mate? Bit of girl from Ipanema Muzak playing? Rack off

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

I'm watching Cloverfield and they want to get up to the 39th floor of a building to save his gf or whatever. The first thing he does is go to the lifts. In a building that's got another building leaning against it. With all kinds of destruction around. And you reckon the lift is the way to go??

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

I Had A Tweet, Joe
@bombsfall
I saw Blair Witch Project in the theater as a teen and youd def run into some folks who thought it was maybe real and the idea is pretty funny, like weird found tapes of missing persons are just gonna be getting wide theatrical release now. Sorry folks we're out of regular movies
8:50 AM · Oct 31, 2022

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

Oh I love me a mockumentary. Thats the good stuff. Spinal Tap? American Vandal? Lake Mungo? Oooh yes

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

My real secret shame is I'm big on quite a few of the analog horror stuff on YouTube, I think because having the medium of "mysterious video" hits a bit harder when they're not theatrically released maybe

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

It's on the Plex. It's there and ready. I'll get to it

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1h

I definitely fuck with it more when it's more like "newscast gone wrong" kind of thing, but "some dickheads home movies" just really doesn't do anything

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 2h

I really don't think found footage is a genre that works for me. It always comes as a shock when I really enjoy one (Blair Witch Project, Spree) but boy oh boy. They are few and far between

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 2h

More and more people are asking it

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"People also ask

Why does MrBeast's face look like that?"

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 2h

This is what it looks like when he busts.

Jimmy Mr Beast Donaldson, smiling.

I shouldn't editorialise in this, but I really can't articulate properly how fucked his smile is. That fake smile that the T-800 does in Terminator 2 looks more genuine.

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 4h

Mr Beast Video

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 8h

I Gave 10 Creampies Over 2 Days To A Beautiful Girl With Sensitive E-Cup Tits And A Body That Orgasms Easily

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table looking at the camera .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table looking at the camera .

media.tenor.com

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 6h

What's wrong with rove

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks everyone. I hope you like my joke

Bluesky post too long to post normal style.

So, get this, David Lee Roth and his band were trying to get home after a gig. They thought they saw a taxi and waved it down, but it was the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo. "No, sorry, we wanted a cab" they said. They tried again, but this time it was Mr T driving the A-Team. "No thanks, we need a taxi." They tried a third time, and a VW Kombi showed up. Thats when they realised they were van hailin'.

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 7h

Game Of Thrones sure did have nudity and sex scenes, hey

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 7h

Literally the only way to pitch "You can watch [movie] with [actor]" is to just say "deepfake porn". But we have to dance around that given that it's a kind of sexual assault. But that's the only thing it's good for. So maybe we don't need it at all

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 8h

why is it always this same pitch. it's either "you will soon be able to see [thing that already exists] but with [different actor]" i've seen this same pitch made over and over and over. the actors in the stuff i like are already fine. if they were bad at acting the part i wouldn't already like it!

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 18h

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 8h

This place kinda felt like 2015 Twitter for a while but now it’s closer to 2019 Twitter, which feels more like home

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Spooky Sasquatch @nerdysasquatch.bsky.social · 14h

At a time when billionaires would be all too happy to replace artists with AI slop, I think it's important to celebrate artists like Drew Struzan.

If you've seen a movie poster in the past 30+ years, you've seen something he did. A true master of the craft.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade poster

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13h

What if Halloween happens 😬

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1d

Reporting this for encouraging self harm

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1d

That implies I like it. That isn't true

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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 1d

You know how lame and boring is when a piece of news hits, and you can already see every "I want to be on SNL" cunt is shooting off the easiest pickings. Anyway, this is that in cinematic form.

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