Just Meh ☕️ 🌷
@mikebuettner.bsky.social
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@mikebuettner.bsky.social
· Aug 12
‘Maybe today will be the day’ I tell myself heading to the car to drive to work
*walks face first thru spider web*
‘When will I learn’ I remind myself
*walks face first thru spider web*
‘When will I learn’ I remind myself
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Taking a sick day cause I'm sick of everything
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Taking a sick day cause I'm sick of everything
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
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Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
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My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
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ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
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Ex: you’re stupid
Me: you’re proof
Me: you’re proof
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ex: you’re stupid
Me: you’re proof
Me: you’re proof
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
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Touching grass to pick up dogshit still counts, right?
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Touching grass to pick up dogshit still counts, right?
You’re at AC
I need you at DC
I need you at DC
You're at Nine Inch.
I need you at Nails.
I need you at Nails.
You’re at Grateful
I need you at Dead
I need you at Dead
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You’re at AC
I need you at DC
I need you at DC
You’re at Grateful
I need you at Dead
I need you at Dead
You're at Goo Goo.
I need you at Dolls.
I need you at Dolls.
youre at butthole
i need you at surfers
i need you at surfers
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You’re at Grateful
I need you at Dead
I need you at Dead
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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We’re all fucked.
You’re not special.
You’re not special.
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
We’re all fucked.
You’re not special.
You’re not special.
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I lost the method to my madness.
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I lost the method to my madness.
Many moons ago @mamafirefly.bsky.social said the words ‘pierogi pizza’ and I immediately wondered how I had not heard these words before.
Tonight we find out. Assuming the recipe wasn’t completely buggered….
Tonight we find out. Assuming the recipe wasn’t completely buggered….
November 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Many moons ago @mamafirefly.bsky.social said the words ‘pierogi pizza’ and I immediately wondered how I had not heard these words before.
Tonight we find out. Assuming the recipe wasn’t completely buggered….
Tonight we find out. Assuming the recipe wasn’t completely buggered….
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
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Is your wedding going to be open casket
May 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Is your wedding going to be open casket
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Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy birthday Marie Curie, you would have loved PPE
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Doctor: you really need to drink more water
Me: *adds ice cubes to vodka*
Doctor: touché
Me: *adds ice cubes to vodka*
Doctor: touché
January 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Doctor: you really need to drink more water
Me: *adds ice cubes to vodka*
Doctor: touché
Me: *adds ice cubes to vodka*
Doctor: touché
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Opinions are like assholes except that I’ve never had a zucchini shoved up my opinion
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Opinions are like assholes except that I’ve never had a zucchini shoved up my opinion
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It’s that awkward three day period between Halloween and Christmas.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It’s that awkward three day period between Halloween and Christmas.
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I wanted to be something really, truly terrifying for Halloween this year but i don't know how to dress up as intimacy & commitment.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I wanted to be something really, truly terrifying for Halloween this year but i don't know how to dress up as intimacy & commitment.
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Fuck being the bigger person, be the bigger problem.
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck being the bigger person, be the bigger problem.
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Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid mating with an unwanted partner and frankly, I’m inspired by that level of self care
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid mating with an unwanted partner and frankly, I’m inspired by that level of self care