Sunshine
@5un5hin3.bsky.social
Dutchess 🇨🇦
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
Smarmy
Facetious
Give me double entendres
I was today years old when I found out if a dog has a bite record & they’re being put down their head is removed and sent for testing.
How fucking awful 😣
How fucking awful 😣
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I was today years old when I found out if a dog has a bite record & they’re being put down their head is removed and sent for testing.
How fucking awful 😣
How fucking awful 😣
I kissed him and I think I’ll do it again 🤞
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I kissed him and I think I’ll do it again 🤞
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"No thanks. My standards are low, but they're not that low." - me before masturbating
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"No thanks. My standards are low, but they're not that low." - me before masturbating
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when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
“Something is scratching its way out
Something you want to forget about” 🎶
Something you want to forget about” 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Something is scratching its way out
Something you want to forget about” 🎶
Something you want to forget about” 🎶
Gonna watch Sweet November and no one can tell me I can’t
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gonna watch Sweet November and no one can tell me I can’t
Happy Ernie Clement Day :)
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Happy Ernie Clement Day :)
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putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
putting my thoughts on a trolley like mr. rogers and waving
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She blinded me with science.
*pepper spray
*pepper spray
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
She blinded me with science.
*pepper spray
*pepper spray
If you tell me to eat a dick, imma bite you
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If you tell me to eat a dick, imma bite you
Wow, that joke flopped like your sweat
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wow, that joke flopped like your sweat
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Feelings: the original malware.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Feelings: the original malware.
My skin smells like sweet pineapple & honey melon.
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My skin smells like sweet pineapple & honey melon.
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
My hair smells like peach & grapefruit so ya, I am fruity
If the paper lady was going to call me & the cab driver a liar she should have made sure the video footage didn’t match our statements 🤡
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If the paper lady was going to call me & the cab driver a liar she should have made sure the video footage didn’t match our statements 🤡
The new hair is hair-ing
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The new hair is hair-ing
Oof.
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oof.
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
Say your friends don’t like you without saying your friends don’t like you.
They didn’t reply to your bday invite for 7 years 🙃🤣😆🤡
Ex: you’re stupid
Me: you’re proof
Me: you’re proof
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ex: you’re stupid
Me: you’re proof
Me: you’re proof