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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝

@fionaapplebs.bsky.social

760 followers 1.9K following 190 posts

A while back on another site I had a great bio, I mean top notch! I’m afraid I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not going to try.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · Aug 6

Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.”

Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 16d

The worst part about ignoring a text until tomorrow is the tomorrow part.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 16d

I’m gonna need you guys to shorten your posts until this edible settles down

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 16d

Recession so bad I'm having to cut back on secret third things.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 15d

I demand entry into all skircles.

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 15d

me: i will not post.
also me: *posting*
also me: *deleting*
also me: *reposting*
also me: *crying*

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I just farted

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𝓛 🪷🐾 @l-isme.bsky.social · 16d

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 this!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“If I see it, I will rob you!”.. best line ever!🤣🤣💥

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

🤣🤣🤣

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

You are so right!
Lightening is good too! Maybe tsunami?

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

Fast and painless! Unlike this bullshit!🤣

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 28d

ME: sorry, I’m ticklish

NAIL TECH WITH A BLOODY RAG TO HER NOSE:

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16d

Self-awareness and other acts of horror.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25d

But for the mass hysteria and public executions, trippin balls on rye fungus in 1692 Salem sounds like a lot of fun, actually

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 16d

Today’s horoscope: idiot.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

Sleep well new favorite weirdo!
I’ll keep things running

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

I was about to say yes

A dm:
Hi
No
Ok
No
I think your all words no

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

🤣🤣🤣

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

Me too!!

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

🤣🤣🤣 i’m a huge weirdo

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

Same! I’m not getting these reprinted

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 15d

I already follow you!!!

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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 16d

Home, high, happier.

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harpy halloween @harpy.party · 15d

friendship labia piercings

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