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TheeBoneDaddy💀
@theebonedaddy.bsky.social
Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST

Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.

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I want to hang out with this guy.
Seriously, can you imagine being the starting quarterback against the undefeated, number one college football team in the nation - playing in one of the biggest college rivalries going - AT THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN?
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Pro tip:

IF you ever lend someone a book, do NOT give them the dust jacket, unless you never want to see it again.
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
27-9

🎶 Turn out the lights, the party's over...!🎶
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
She's a 10 but all of her toes are different lengths
He’s a 10 but he has 16 Google voice numbers. @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
He's a 10 but he hates puppies and rainbows
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Merry Bony Christmas 🎄
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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If you like Sneezing, you’ll love Moving After Living Someplace For Over A Decade!
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

- Piranha
- Sloth
- Spider monkey
- Loon
- Stingray
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

- Hedgehog
- Toad
- Kingfisher
- Squirrel
- Fox
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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😆
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
And there it is, that last minute, Hallmark kiss... Between two women. Drove several of the major players completely out of the company and compelled them to create their own, uptight TV channel/company.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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too much energy? thats a black hole
too much mass? uh huh black hole
my attitude? super massive black hole
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Shout out to Showtime for programming such a family movie as "Saving Private Ryan" on Thanksgiving. Tone-deaf much?
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Stock futures reports on Thanksgiving evening are even more useless than the cartilage scraps in the turkey leftovers.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Warren Zevon
Dire Straits
Blake Shelton
Pink Floyd
CSNY
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

1. Circle Jerks
2. Megadeth
3. Aerosmith
4. Psychedelic Furs
5. Wu Tang Clan /NAS /De La Soul
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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y’all ever try to deep fry a salad. don’t
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thanksgiving parade reminds me every year that I used to live with a Rockette - when she blew out a knee though the spiral was tornadic...
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Snoopy (1988)
by Elliott Erwitt
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Seriously y'all, this is so sweet, you might want to give it a hug 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Guys this is what ChatGPT thinks of you
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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If people wanted my house to be vacuumed they should have come over yesterday to vacuum 🤷‍♀️
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Aww... This is going to be my favorite Christmas song this year! 💖

music.youtube.com/watch?v=-8V8...
Last First Christmas
YouTube video by Lauren Spencer Smith - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Debbie Gibson:

Still singing THAT song
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Later tonight if they're paying attention, after the third gummy kicks in my neighbors are probably going to wonder if they really saw some chubby Santa looking motherfucker jumping around the pool naked like some kind of crazed lunatic, singing along with kpop at the top of his lungs.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
(Trump watching the parade)

FLINGS ketchup!

"Why the fuck didn't they march like that for MY birthday!?!?"
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When did contemporary pop singers start dressing like they've just popped out of a performance on Soul Train?
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM