Heathers Salty. Chinga la Migra
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social
PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
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This combination of perimenopause and the demise of our democracy is really making me hate people.
There’s this thing with being chronically ill where you never want to go to the doctor because A. They’ll tell you it’s nothing, or 2. You’ve put it off so long because you’re use to dealing with bullshit that you end up walking away with four scripts, a CT scan and possibly the need for surgery.
February 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
There’s this thing with being chronically ill where you never want to go to the doctor because A. They’ll tell you it’s nothing, or 2. You’ve put it off so long because you’re use to dealing with bullshit that you end up walking away with four scripts, a CT scan and possibly the need for surgery.
Get in Losers! We’re doing cold plunges in our hard pants!
February 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Get in Losers! We’re doing cold plunges in our hard pants!
New hoodie arrived 💅
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 AM
New hoodie arrived 💅
SEAHAWKS BABYY!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
SEAHAWKS BABYY!!!
Did anyone catch what Bad Bunny’s football said right at the end of his performance?
(Please tell me it said fuck ICE)
(Please tell me it said fuck ICE)
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Did anyone catch what Bad Bunny’s football said right at the end of his performance?
(Please tell me it said fuck ICE)
(Please tell me it said fuck ICE)
There’s two people in this situation, the person asking for help and the person judging the other person for asking for help.
Only one of them is an asshole worth bullying and it’s not the person asking for help.
Only one of them is an asshole worth bullying and it’s not the person asking for help.
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
There’s two people in this situation, the person asking for help and the person judging the other person for asking for help.
Only one of them is an asshole worth bullying and it’s not the person asking for help.
Only one of them is an asshole worth bullying and it’s not the person asking for help.
I have unlocked a new pet peeve. Bad medical billers. I swear to god stop making shit worse. The field already sucks without your damn help.
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I have unlocked a new pet peeve. Bad medical billers. I swear to god stop making shit worse. The field already sucks without your damn help.
I just watched a video of a chick approaching a dog and the dog’s human had to yell at her “SHE’S NOT FRIENDLY” and I feel that.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I just watched a video of a chick approaching a dog and the dog’s human had to yell at her “SHE’S NOT FRIENDLY” and I feel that.
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QOTD: If I called someone a Twatzi, who would you assume I was referring to?
January 30, 2026 at 1:35 AM
QOTD: If I called someone a Twatzi, who would you assume I was referring to?
I have a food fixation of cottage cheese with tomatoes and avocado lately, but it also gives me the icks almost every time I eat it. I don’t understand why my brain is so annoying
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I have a food fixation of cottage cheese with tomatoes and avocado lately, but it also gives me the icks almost every time I eat it. I don’t understand why my brain is so annoying
*ART*
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
*ART*
Super Bowl bound!!! Go Hawks!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Super Bowl bound!!! Go Hawks!!!!
That catch was so money omg
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
That catch was so money omg
Still simmering in rage today, how’s everyone else doing?
January 25, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Still simmering in rage today, how’s everyone else doing?
Time to stay salty.
January 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Time to stay salty.
Reposted by Heathers Salty. Chinga la Migra
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.
White. Hot. Rage.
White. Hot. Rage.
People need to learn to put content warnings on their videos.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
People need to learn to put content warnings on their videos.
Ive been blowing my nose like crazy for a few days and now I have a tiny pimple under my nostril and basically I think I should just croak rather than have to deal with this kind of torture.
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Ive been blowing my nose like crazy for a few days and now I have a tiny pimple under my nostril and basically I think I should just croak rather than have to deal with this kind of torture.
Taylor Swift should call more men a bitch.
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Taylor Swift should call more men a bitch.
People making me make non work decisions, while I’m working, feels like fighting words
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
People making me make non work decisions, while I’m working, feels like fighting words
I have an ice pack and a heating pad on my body right now. A Memoir.
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I have an ice pack and a heating pad on my body right now. A Memoir.
My lab puppy is great, as long as I do exactly what he wants to do, exactly when he wants to do it.
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My lab puppy is great, as long as I do exactly what he wants to do, exactly when he wants to do it.
I’m so PNW that I bought a new sun lamp and it gave me a headache.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I’m so PNW that I bought a new sun lamp and it gave me a headache.