maggie
@magpie-maggie.bsky.social
trinket collector, void screamer, cheese fiend
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platonically dazzled by the sparkling homie
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
platonically dazzled by the sparkling homie
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Friends should hunt each other through the woods for Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Friends should hunt each other through the woods for Christmas
just reacted to a discord message in a server I never interact with and forgot my discord name is “grandma’shit sexy man”
December 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
just reacted to a discord message in a server I never interact with and forgot my discord name is “grandma’shit sexy man”
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actually i prefer savory caroline
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
actually i prefer savory caroline
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getting my clit pierced at the old spaghetti factory
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
getting my clit pierced at the old spaghetti factory
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I have decided to start rotating, sexily, like a young rotisserie chicken
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have decided to start rotating, sexily, like a young rotisserie chicken
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How the Grinch prolapsed his anus
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How the Grinch prolapsed his anus
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honkin on it goose style
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
honkin on it goose style
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not now kitten, daddy is in a shootout with federal agents
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
not now kitten, daddy is in a shootout with federal agents
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They’re grinding me into a savory paste for the local baron
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
They’re grinding me into a savory paste for the local baron
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soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
soft drink implies there’s a hard thick throbbing drink
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“Why, yes, that *is* a boner in my pocket, *and* im happy to see you. No, it’s not mine.”
- Dr Frankenstein
- Dr Frankenstein
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
“Why, yes, that *is* a boner in my pocket, *and* im happy to see you. No, it’s not mine.”
- Dr Frankenstein
- Dr Frankenstein
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i want to hollow out a warm, freshly baked baguette and lie in it for a week
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i want to hollow out a warm, freshly baked baguette and lie in it for a week
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labia majora's mask
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
labia majora's mask
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hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hard to believe it's gonna be monday in 11 minutes.
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trying to fuck in the scooby doo universe and my penis keeps going in and out of different doors and hallways
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
trying to fuck in the scooby doo universe and my penis keeps going in and out of different doors and hallways
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your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
your honor when you said I may approach the bench I assumed I would get uppies to get there
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me and 87 homies playing the same piano with our dicks
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
me and 87 homies playing the same piano with our dicks
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the three-penis problem
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the three-penis problem
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 3am broccoli casserole
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 3am broccoli casserole
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Eating a grilled cheese sandwich with my hairy hobbit feet.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Eating a grilled cheese sandwich with my hairy hobbit feet.
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We threw handfuls of lice at the bride and groom because we thought that's what they wanted.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We threw handfuls of lice at the bride and groom because we thought that's what they wanted.
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just purchased my limited edition Avatar: Fire and Ash catheter so i don't have to get up to pee during the movie 🤩 it's designed to look like a Na'vi braid but it goes up my penis
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
just purchased my limited edition Avatar: Fire and Ash catheter so i don't have to get up to pee during the movie 🤩 it's designed to look like a Na'vi braid but it goes up my penis
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practising to become the world's first strip chess grandmaster
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
practising to become the world's first strip chess grandmaster