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Born to Want Bacon 🥓

@borntoeatbacon.com

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Old gimp who likes Halloween/Samhain, Sci-Fi, & horror. *On the spectrum. *My roommate is a cat. *I know were my towel is. *Location: North-East Ohio *Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g *Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com

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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 17m

A scary number of people are waaaaay too comfortable with the idea that being a young white man and being a Nazi go together like peanut butter and jelly. It really doesn't have to be that way!

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 39m

That is a brilliant way to accomplish ankle support in style. Full marks, Grannie!

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 49m

"The last <insert random thing here> will shock you!"

No. No it won't. Using this stupid fucking click bait phrase will get your post blocked though, bye bye!

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 57m

I'm honestly kind of jealous.

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

First stop......

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

At 50 F (10 C) I actually had to pause and consider whether to wear shorts, or pants and a hoodie.

Shorts obviously won, but I did pause to consider pants. Briefly.

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

Are you sure we aren't all just visitors in a communal coma dream?

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2h

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (a coma)

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

I was really torn between the back and the navy, but chose the navy in the end.

I have many shirts from them, they hold up better then Fright-Rags and some other, in my opinion.

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 3h

I wonder how these white "Christians" would feel if they found out the leader of their church had pagen tats beneath his robes?

I imagine they would be inconsolable and demand he step down immediately.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 4h

The family that plays together…

A book titled, hand jobs for the whole family
With an old fashioned illustration of a family of seven, busily working in the kitchen

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 8h

Your apology should be as loud as your error.

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Tony Pennino @beatnikprof.bsky.social · 13h

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
― George Carlin

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 10h

if you’ve ever cured your insomnia no you didn’t

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 11h

This is me sleeping.

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

There is no way you are going to get me to Google "gimp suit".

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Thievesy @thievesy.bsky.social · 13h

would I trick or treat there? #49

this is so gaht dang clever, I love it. not much to dissect here, but they don’t need anything else. guillotine and a handcarved pumpkin; take my money! (or my hand, whichever). likely butterfingers. yes, I would trick or treat there. 🎃🍬

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

I would try pickle pops...

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

Butterfingers handling the guillotine. We'll played, deal me in!

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

Drop something ITTY BITTY

youtu.be/ICkWjdQuK7Q?...

Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

Same, post is universal. This is the way.

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

I had to, nobody else would be as excited as I am.

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

At least you didn't say "skeet" so I don't have to block you. 🤪

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Born to Want Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 13h

Ziffle wiffle boom, doodle.