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byelilo
@byelilo.bsky.social
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byelilo @byelilo.bsky.social · 2h
The ol’ boob daggers and trap door combo will get them every time
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 1d
Please make your replies more sequitur.
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bigblocks.bsky.social
happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 1d
my mind palace is more of a foodcourt
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mardigroan.bsky.social
Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 3d
There are smart phones and even smart water. I need smart pants to let me know when I accidentally left my fly open.
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deviwestside.bsky.social
Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d
I say “it is what it is” but deep down it is not what it is
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lalalyds.bsky.social
lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 7d
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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amberkitty.bsky.social
amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 3d
Does anyone know where that beeping is coming from
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dopeshow.bsky.social
captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 4d
Lady Gaga implies he existence of Gentlemen Gugu, I'm not deleting this.
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kmillz.lol
(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 6d
*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?
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deeks549.bsky.social
Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 6d
If you have nothing nice to say get ya a bsky account
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overlooked237.bsky.social
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 6d
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 4d
Then Toad fell asleep.
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hausofholes.bsky.social
undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Dec 1
sorry i can’t tonight i already freaked it
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cortanav.bsky.social
Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 4d
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 4d
Sex and/or the City
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sophamir.bsky.social
sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 6d
i could never be a ceo i am likable
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21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 7d
One of the perks about working from home is that the timing is very flexible for my weekly shower.
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fulkery.bsky.social
Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 4d
I mean it’s like the world leaders just want Skynet to happen.
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4d
If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
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francesmeh.reviews
Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 5d
y'all please mastodon't
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 4d
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9d
this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew
Smiling chihuahua with black and tan shepherd coloring, bug eyes and missing front tooth.
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kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 4d
Swaddling my baby in a straitjacket
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 4d
they need to make a cigarette with vitamins
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