byelilo
@byelilo.bsky.social
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I need to cum or I'm going to freak out
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I need to cum or I'm going to freak out
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how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
December 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
how long does it usually take for skinny jeans to start working?
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Hey siri what’s oceans 11 a love letter to
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hey siri what’s oceans 11 a love letter to
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There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
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Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
August 6, 2023 at 8:16 AM
Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
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Invasion of the joke understanders
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Invasion of the joke understanders
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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i don't even want my dick sucked anymore i want my heart sucked
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i don't even want my dick sucked anymore i want my heart sucked
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i dont think unless thinken to
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i dont think unless thinken to
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If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you look closely at any crash footage you would notice that 100% of the time the airplane is not even flapping its wings.
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When she boutta hark on it
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When she boutta hark on it
i whisper
"should i... go back? am i intruding?" nobody hears me
because fate is very loud
and i am very small
"should i... go back? am i intruding?" nobody hears me
because fate is very loud
and i am very small
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i whisper
"should i... go back? am i intruding?" nobody hears me
because fate is very loud
and i am very small
"should i... go back? am i intruding?" nobody hears me
because fate is very loud
and i am very small
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not my circus not my murder clowns
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
not my circus not my murder clowns
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pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
pipe down 5s a 6-7 is speaking
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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punching a hole in my advent wall everyday this month
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
punching a hole in my advent wall everyday this month
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[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
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Pronounces plaid like laid
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pronounces plaid like laid
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they’re all jacking each other off
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
they’re all jacking each other off
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Sucking around the penis tree etc
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sucking around the penis tree etc
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no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger
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I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
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biscoff flavored condoms
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
biscoff flavored condoms
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Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
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[Thanksgiving]
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
[Thanksgiving]
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?