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byelilo
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wait hold on do you actually know what a modem sounds like or did my childhood lie to me
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
pressure injury at the ripe age of 25
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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ohhh my penis my big beautiful penis
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Sorry my Sunday Funday was better than yours.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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if I ever go missing just play sweet caroline and pause it right before the ba ba ba part to find me
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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not many know this but "christmas" means "more christ" in spanish
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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*sexting* Hah! Gross
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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You haven't been reposting me are you OK?
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I would let you pull my hair
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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went outside, it's all gone, everything including air
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
biggest recession indicator is no one participating in no nut november

it’s all they have left
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I hope this email piledrives you
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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ughhh hard again #justpenisthings
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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C'est moi
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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campbells chunky boyfriend, progresso reduced sodium girlfriend
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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if you feed a labubu after midnight it turns into a teletubbie
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Finding out you’re done after one wipe is like being kissed by an angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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if they made one of those birdfeeders with a camera but it was to feed me would you buy it
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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this is going to ruin Toyotathon isn’t it
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM