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@identityxcrisis.bsky.social
Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
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That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
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he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
Pinned
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I sure don’t.
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I always get it backwards, except for that one time that I didn't but I thought I did so I turned it around and then realized my mistake and had to turn it back around a second time.
July 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I always get it backwards, except for that one time that I didn't but I thought I did so I turned it around and then realized my mistake and had to turn it back around a second time.
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Oh no I’ve been framed.
April 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?
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my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
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Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Top Zillion Little Things That Make Me Furious Even Though I Know They Are Meaningless But I Can’t Let It Go
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Top Zillion Little Things That Make Me Furious Even Though I Know They Are Meaningless But I Can’t Let It Go
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Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
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Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thinking about starting one of those accounts that posts photos of their pets with captions written from the pet's point of view. My gimmick would be that my pet is a japanese spider crab and the only thing it ever says is "I'm going to get you"
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It's a little bit disarming when my arms pop off
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It's a little bit disarming when my arms pop off
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Bringing back "cool" in texts with my mom. "that's cool!" "ok, cool" "it would be cool if you went to therapy" etc
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Bringing back "cool" in texts with my mom. "that's cool!" "ok, cool" "it would be cool if you went to therapy" etc
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*Foo Fighters song comes on the car radio*
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
*Foo Fighters song comes on the car radio*
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
Her: I can’t believe they’re playing this on the oldies station.
Me: This is a classic rock station.
Her: Same thing.
Me: *stops car* Get out.
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[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[port of miami]
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity
check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed
TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise
check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise
TMZ guy: what
check-in agent: what
narrator: what
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it’s that time of the year to do the wtf squint at everyone who says dethaw
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
it’s that time of the year to do the wtf squint at everyone who says dethaw
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When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When you make a long story short it’s called a lessay.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
all those moments will be lost in time. like tears in rain.
time to die, Charlie Brown
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"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"Lunchables" is a good name because it doesn't make any grandiose claims: "This is able to be eaten as lunch."
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If you're in a lot of strange coincidences you're exactly where the path led you so you should look for meaning. If you have to keep on adjusting the connections, it's just not sitting right, you're freeballing it
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you're in a lot of strange coincidences you're exactly where the path led you so you should look for meaning. If you have to keep on adjusting the connections, it's just not sitting right, you're freeballing it
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trust your instincts
unless they suck
unless they suck
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
trust your instincts
unless they suck
unless they suck
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
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The mimes' hands made up her eyes and lungs and others. The real horror was how much the performance artists had to flesh out where her body should be.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The mimes' hands made up her eyes and lungs and others. The real horror was how much the performance artists had to flesh out where her body should be.